• With Zetsu...
    Dr. Foofa (another therapist): So Zetsu... Why do you have a venus fly trap on you and why are you black and white?
    Zetsu: Because I was born this way! (Hahaha. Lady Gaga. XDDD)
    Dr. Foofa: Have any doctors tried to turn you...normal?
    Zetsu: They've attempted, but I always end up eating them...
    Dr. Foofa: eek Um... Okay then. Then that cannot be helped. Just keep trying and keep your head up.
    Zetsu: ...
    Dr. Foofa: Do you know who you remind me of?
    Zetsu: Who?
    Dr. Foofa: Michael Jackson. Do you know why?
    Zetsu: Because a lot of people didn't like him at first, but he just kept trying?
    Dr. Foofa: No, because you are both black and white. xd
    Zetsu: D:
    With Sasori...
    Dr. H (Dr. Happy, incase you guys have forgotten): Hallo, I will help you---
    Sasori: Shut up you nasty old pervert. *leaves*
    Dr. H: D:
    With Pein...
    Dr. S (Dr. Stephenson): I here you have many problems.
    Pein: No, I don't.
    Dr. S: Ah. So you are in denial.
    Pein: D:<
    Dr. S: Do not worry, I will help you---
    Pein: *shoots with gun* (hahaha, there's another problem: Killing. XD)
    Dr. S: *dead*
    Pein: *steps on Dr. S's body and leaves*
    Akatsuki: *all outside*
    Pein: So how was therapy?
    Everyone: *groans*
    Me: Hey, where's Tobi?
    Pein: He has special therapy that takes a bit longer than ours...
    Akatsuki: *hears Tobi screaming: AHHHHH!!!!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT INJECT TOBI WITH SHARP OBJECTS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! LET US BE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!! 'Kay, that is it... DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
    Sasori: Oh, my...
    Tobi: *appears out of nowhere* Hallo, friends! biggrin
    Me: I-i'm so scared...
    Deidara: I shall protect you! *holds meh*
    Me: O/////////////O
    Pein: Okay, we are NEVER taking therapy again. Agreed?
    Akatsuki: Agreed.

    Well...as a result of the therapy, Pein, Sasori, Tobi, Konan, Me (mazumi), Hidan, Itachi and Kakuzu stayed the same, while Zetsu is more lonely (due to Dr. Foofa's MJ comment). Deidara and Kisame had new obsessions... (Deidara is obsessed with meh (Mazumi biggrin ) and Kisame is obsessed with...toenails...)

    To Be Continued...

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    Me: Whoo!!! I finally finished Chapter 1 (Sorry, if it's boring)! I would've only have two parts, but I didn't have enough time yesterday...
    Tobi: Mazumi-chan! Evil therapist did bad things to Tobi...
    Me: Like what?
    Tobi: *whispers in mah ear*
    Me: D: I knew Dr. Happy was a rapist!
    Itachi & Sasori: We did too...
    Me: Stay tuned next time for... THE RANDOM AKATSUKI CHAP. 2!!!!!!!!!