• Me: Sorry, I haven't been on much... I got grounded... sweatdrop
    Hidan: You're a bad girl.
    Tobi: *mutters* Slut.
    Me: a**.
    Tobi & I: *going back and forth*
    Kisame: Uh...since they're doing that, I'll do the disclaimer... EL of Major Cosplay doesn't own us...
    Me: I bought Deidara at an auction!
    Kisame: = 3=

    Part One: The plane ride.

    Pein: EVERYONE! WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION?!
    Me: Heh, no. xd
    Hidan & I: *fist pump*
    Pein: Anyways...
    Deidara: TOBI, STOP TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS,UN!
    Tobi: But Sempai---
    Pein: LISTEN UP, BIITCHES!
    Us: Fine...'kay...we get it...
    Pein: We will be going to this place called 'America.'
    Me: You sound stupid. Like you haven't even heard what 'America' is. Read the magazines. = 3=
    Hidan: Probably busy looking at Play Boy. XD
    Me: Burn. XD
    Pein: SHUT UP! scream We will be looking for a person they call 'Miley Cyrus.' We're going tomorow, so pack your stuff. Any questions?
    Itachi: *raises hand*
    Pein: Yes, Itachi?
    Itachi: Not to be rude, Leader-sama, but...you didn't deny it when Hidan stated that you 'looked through Play Boy.'
    Pein: Uh...
    Konan: *raises eyebrow*
    Pein: Look! Oxygen! *runs off*
    Blah Blah Blah, AIR PORT TOMOROW~!:
    Guard #1: Sir, you can't bring that stick covered with bandages.
    Kisame: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T BRING MY SAMEHADA?!
    Guard #1: Sir, I'm sorry, but it's against the---
    Zetsu: *eats Guard #1* Nomnomnomnomnom.
    Kakuzu: D@mmit, Zetsu. Atleast give me the wallet.
    Zetsu: *coughs up wallet*
    Kakuzu: *takes wallet* Hmph.
    Kisame: Who's sitting by who, Leader-sama?
    Pein: I don't care. I'll be with Konan.
    *NOTE: Three to a seat. Which means three groups of three and two people will sit by each other.
    Well...here's what happens:
    Kisame sits by Itachi, ofcourse (cough) pervert (cough). Itachi sits by the window, while Kisame sits in the middle. Unfortunatelly, Zetsu sits by Kisame.
    Zetsu: Sushi...
    Kisame: O.O
    Deidara sat at the window seat, while Sasori sat in the outside seat. Just as Mazumi was about to sit in the middle, Tobi rushed in and sat in the middle seat.
    Me: Dude! Sit somewhere else!
    Tobi: Why? Do you want Tobi to sit on Deidara-sempai's lap instead?
    Me: *death glare* @ss wipe...
    Tobi: Wh0re...
    Deidara: Mazumi, don't leave me, un!
    Tobi: *playing with Deidara's hair* Tobi's here, Deidara-sempai... Or should Tobi say...Deidara-smexy?
    Deidara: O.e
    Sasori: *sigh* Why did I have to get stuck with 2 idiots.
    And so, Mazumi ended up sitting by Hidan and Kakuzu. Fortunately for Sasori, she sat at the outside seat, which was right beside him. Hidan sat in the middle and Kakuzu sat inside.
    With Zetsu, Kisame, and Itachi...
    Itachi: *falls asleep*
    Zetsu: Hahahaha. It's time... *takes out knife*
    Kisame: No! Zetsu, don't do it! Wait... How the frack did you smuggle a knife through this airport?
    FlashBack...
    Kisame: Itachi, what do you think? Should I go with the purple bikini or the green one? Ooh! What about this pink glittery one?! blaugh
    Itachi: **twitch twitch** O.e
    Present time:
    Kisame: What the---?! Wrong flashback!
    Zetsu: *cracking up* Hahahaha! No, it's not! I chose that on purpose. rofl
    Kisame: *weeping*
    With Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi...
    Tobi: Tobi wants to get in your pants, Deidara-sempai...
    Deidara: DAMMIT MOTHERF*CKER!!!! I DON'T LOVE YOU, YOU GAY SON OF A BIITCH!!
    Mothers on plane: *covering their children's ears*
    Tobi: No, need to lie, Sempai... wink
    Sasori: (thinking): Oh, God, Jashin, any god out there...help me from these two morons...
    With Kakuzu, Hidan, and Mazumi...
    Hidan & Mazumi: *looking at funny pictures of the akatsuki on the internet* Hahahaha!!! rofl
    Kakuzu: Idiots... (he hates everyone, so doesn't really make a difference sweatdrop )
    Back with Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi...
    Tobi: *lifts mask a bit (just to show the mouth) and is about to kiss Deidara*
    Deidara: BAKAYARO! (ooooooooh. He cursed in a different language. oAo) *throws Tobi out emergency exit*
    Pein: DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!!
    Konan: WHY THE H3LL DID YOU DO THAT?!!!
    Deidara: Um...it was his destiny? sweatdrop
    Pein: Oh, okay. Let's go back Konan. *motioning Konan to leave*
    What a leader. = 3 =
    Sasori: You can sit here now, Mazumi.
    Hidan & I: *still lmfao-ing* rofl rofl rofl
    Sasori: *peaks at photo* gonk
    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
    They were looking at a picture of Sasori in a bunny cosplay and Deidara, Orochimaru and some other people were having nose bleeds.
    If looks could kill (or if Hidan and Mazumi were mortal), they'd be dead by now.
    Me: *just now notices Sasori* Omj, Danna---
    Sasori: Save it.
    gonk DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. gonk
    Hidan: Hey, you still have me. biggrin
    Me: *jumps out emergency exit*
    Everyone: WTF?!
    Deidara: My Zumi-chan! gonk *faints*
    Hidan: *glares at Sasori*

    To Be Continued...

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    Me: I tried as much as possible to make this a comedy, not a drama. Sorry for the lack of humor...
    Sasori: You hurt me inside, Mazumi...
    Me: Sorry, Danna... sweatdrop Oh, and Tobi and I are really good friends in real life!
    Tobi: Right now I'm mad at you for making me be gay.
    Me: GET A SENSE OF HUMOR! scream
    Tobi: How would you like it if I made you make out with Konan?
    Me: That'd be hot. lol jk
    Tobi: Freak... = 3 =
    Me: Well... I won't be posting for a while 'cause I'm going to California. cry So stay strong or be r@ped by Kakuzu! biggrin