Lana was in the middle of the mall, which was rather quite tall, when
compared with it all. She was looking for Lenny, her brother she’d
lost in the mall so tall. So Lana was stuck in the very, very center
and was walking around the wheel of pharis. She saw fountains and
mountains, which were purple from the red, white and blue that the
solider had on too. But Lana was scared because Lenny was lost. And if
Lenny was lost then she would have to pay the cost, which was a dollar
twenty five. And Lana didn’t want to pay, because the dollar twenty
five would help her to drive all the way back home, to the great stone
in Rome. So instead, Lana went into question box shop and behind the
counter was a man with an axe and some wood. He lumbered over Lana and
said “So what’s for you will I so be doin’?”
“I’m looking for my brother Lenny. He is lost in the mall, and I can’t
find him.” Lana replied with lips red.
“Well, that IS lost!” The man behind the counter said with a smile.
“Yes it certainly is.” Lana said “So, can you help me?”
“Oh yes, yes I’m sure I can. I’m sure I’m sure.” He nodded, and Lana
“Then lets’ go and find him now!” She said.
“I will not, I will not.” Said the counter man.
“But, you said that you would help me.” Lana said.
“I said that I can.” He replied.
“Then why aren’t you?” She questioned.
“I will not but I can.” The man shrugged.
“You’re a terrible counter man!” Lana shouted and rushed out of the
box. She had run so far that her legs were made of jelly, so she sat
down on a stone to wait for them to turn back. When she looked around
she saw a big tree, made of green. It was a forest, so it was scary.
Lana held close to her basket full of goodies, and wrapped her little
red coat around her tightly. But off in the distance a wolf started to
howl, and as it came closer its tummy was a growl. “Where are you
Little Hoddie? Where are you?” it said. So Lana ran. And ran and ran.
The trees past buy in whispers and in heaves of heaps and in bounds
and leaps. She ran so far, jumping over logs and stones, as quick as
she could go. She nearly missed the candlestick, though it had a
brilliant glow. And when pail full of water appeared on top of a hill,
Lana sat down to take a drink. She was so very thirsty, and tired,
that she had no thought to even think. So when a very tiny angry voice
sounded, she was sure shed seen a shrink. “That’s my pail of water!”
said the little boy in front.
“I’m so sorry.” Lana said. “Please, I did not mean to offend.”
“No, I guess not…I’m Jack by the way.” He said.
“I’m Lana, but, who is that?” She said noticing a girl come up from behind Jack.
“That’s Jill.” Jack said. “She was supposed to come get this pail of
water with me. But she is so slow.” He said with an angry voice.
“Well, let’s not keep you waiting any longer.” Lana replied handing
him the pail. But Jack was simply not strong enough. And when he took
the pail, he slipped and started to fall. He slammed into Jill, So
that when Jack rolled down and down the hill, soon fallowed Jill, the
pail, and all. Lana left the sight of the hill and walked back towards
the mall, she was sure that Lenny must have stayed where things were
safe and tall. So as Lana ventured back within the woods, the scary
sounds a sounded. And soon beneath a giant tree, a giant bear a
“I am angry!” Said the bear. Snarling with large and jagged teeth.
“Why are you so angry?” Lana asked. “it’s such a nice day, so you
shouldn’t be so grizzly.”
“Because that girl ate all my porridge!” The angry bear roared. Which
was silly, because only lions roar.
“I’m sorry.” Said Lana “I wish there was something I can do.”
“Me too.” Said the bear. But a thought had come to Lana, so she
reached inside her basket, and handed him a muffin. “I hope this
helps. I got it from a Man Muffin.” She said. And he turkeyly gobbled
“Thank you so much!” Said the bear “Is there anything I can do for you?”
“I’m looking for my brother, Lenny.” Said Lana. “He looks like this.”
And showed the bear a picture. The bear opened wide eyed, with his
teeth glowing white. “I HAVE seen this person.” He said
“Really? Please, would you take me to him?” She asked.
“Of course.” Said the happy bear. So he led her through the forest,
and into the open space. Once again, the mall was around Lana, and she
sighed in slight relief. “I’m glad I’m back.” She said.
“It was so nice a time to meet you, but the time to get a goin’ is
now.” He said.
“But where can I find my brother?” Lana asked. The bear pointed to a
shop shaped like a box with a man with an ax, and inside sat her
little brother. Wearing his little sailor hat.
“Thank…” Lana started to say, but the bear was already gone. So
instead she started off toward the box while thinking of a new dawn.
And when the box door opened, her brother came a rushin’ down. And in
her arms they hugged and smiled. The brother and sister were found.
- Title: A Dream is a Dream
- Artist: FrozenTundra
This is something random that I threw together, because it was fun,
and beacause my dream inspired me. Yes, it is not supposed to make any sense. I have thrown in a bunch of word play, as well as various other references. Sow ithout further delay, I hope you enjoy the random.
- Date: 12/01/2011
- Tags: dream awesome funny