• A long time ago when the earth just arrived, aliens from outer space were very upset because their queen wanted to take over all of the planets in the universe and they thought it was a waste of time. Some of these aliens moved to the sun, Mars, or Jupiter. One night, I was sitting in my back yard, watching the stars and I could see a big green box moving slowly in the sky. Then suddenly, it crashed nearly twenty feet from me! scream Out walked big green slime covered aliens! All they said to me was, "Blob tob slog towa blob." Then they kidnapped me and took me to their queen! She had to be the ugliest thing I had ever seen! (like I said, this is ridiculous, laugh all you want) She had more rolls than a bakery! Any where she stepped, a big puddle of green mush appeared, and any time she spoke, I got a huge cloud of dragon breath in my face. "So tell me dear," she said in a high, splintery voice, "are you humans very smart?" I was surprised she could speak our language, "Well, most of the time," I replied.
    She chuckled and took me to a small room on the ship, where they put a huge helmet on me and stabbed me with tiny needles. She started yelling at the other aliens in their native language, and all of a sudden she ripped me out of the contraption, and threw me off the ship. I'll never know why those aliens decided to leave me alone, but I'm really glad they did.