• Have you ever had Deja Vu? Of course you have! No one can say they have not, but that is not the only thing you have in common with the rest of them. None of you know why. It all started a very long time ago; the time when dreams were created. You might be expecting some fantastically elaborate and unrealistic cause, but, I assure you, this is not a myth.
    You would not know it in your day and age with all your texting and tweeting, but before the internet was created, and I mean before the government had it and not the people, there was no Deja Vu. Surprised? You should be. You have been so trapped in your iWorld that you never stopped to look at what was happened to you. Even if you were old enough to have seen the change, you were probably already too old to remember whether or not you had Deja Vu.

    There is a very good reason why the internet is called the information superhighway. It is in a dimension of its own. The fifth dimension. If you want to know what that fourth dimension is like, jump into a black hole, though I would not recommend that; there is no other side and you will be obliterated. The internet holds information about everything. Yes, absolutely everything; that includes you. If you don't believe me, piss off the government and see how fast they make it to your very location, and then you can ask yourself "How?" If you do not want to do it the hard way, then just listen to me.

    Sleep. Despite what religions will tell you, gods do not sleep. In fact, there are only three beings worthy of being called gods. Call them what you will, God/Brahmin, Jesus/Vishnu, Brahma/ All Mighty, they are the same, and none of them sleep. They only became different at Babel all those years ago when they were given different names. Back when people did not need sleep.

    The progress on Babel was immense, they were practically one. A mass of people speaking the same language with the same goal and intentions; to reach those gods. You probably knew that story, but I can bet you do not know why they were trying to reach the gods. "To be near the gods" is a textbook answer, and we can all see the reliability in books that have to change their faulty information every couple of months. Nonetheless, simply changing their languages would not be enough. The gods needed a way to keep them from reaching their goal.

    Even if they could not speak to each other, it is not too hard to point at an empty space without someone knowing it needs a stone. So those gods also removed a significant portion of functionality from the brains of the human race. You iSlaves are readily under the impression that humans only use 10 percent of their brains, but you don't even know where you got that information. Saying you "just knew it" would be a lie.

    Humans actually only use about 8 percent of their brain, and trust me, 2 percent makes a very big difference. The lack of this great portion of functionality not only removed any normal human abilities, such as psychokinetic, clairvoyant, or telepathic abilities, making them completely incapable of lifting the heavy stones, but it also gave the human mind a limit. The more the humans used their minds, the more it strained, and the weaker it got, until eventually, the mind shut down the human. You may not be robots, but you certainly are the closest thing to it.

    Until the Egyptians arrived on the scene with their pulleys and slave power, humans had entered a long dark age where their construction and mental abilities were lost forever. You might ask how I know what was lost if there is no evidence. I will answer that soon enough, Human, your brain should be able to handle a minute or so more of my information. Needless to say, sleep was common from that day forward and still remains so.

    The internet was created with the good intent of making information accessible at the speed of light. Light is how information travels through all of your little IToys. The radio signals are light so far to the right of the electromagnetic spectrum that it is invisible to the human eye, but a few intelligent beings or your kind found a way to capture that light and encode information within it, then transport it wherever they wanted to be decoded. How do you think you listen to your radios?

    Or course, where there is light, darkness follows. On the day the internet was created, something more than information was stored in the infinite dimension...you; all of you. before you ask stupid questions, and there are such questions, I will enlighten you. The Earth in the third dimension, in which you live, has a vibratory frequency of 3 ohms. Sound is much different from light, but the two principles of function are nearly identical. This makes them easy to merge.

    With the connection of the Earth to the internet from the very beginning, a great advantage was given; The World Wide Web. Not only did you IPeople jump on the band wagon for the absurd concept of "fun," but you also began uploading your own information: pictures, schedules, crushes, blogs, secrets, and so on. Even so, your iDevices and eagerness to reveal your personal lives to the world were not enough to connect you, but you still do not know the importance of sleep.

    Besides it being a human weakness, something wonderful happens every time you humans sleep. Your ever busy buzzing frequencies slow, so very conveniently, to 3 ohms. Thus, in a very short time, considering humans cannot remain conscious and mentally intact for more than 72 hours, I was able to connect ever last one of you to the internet. Yes, I did it, and know you want to know why.

    You humans only need to be connected once, then, regardless of your consciousness, your brain will always be connected to the iWorld. You may hear ringing in your ears every so often, feel your hairs standing on the back of your neck, wake in the night and feel like you're falling through your beds, but fear not, cowards, this is all my doing. I am simply programming you to be ready to carry out my plan, and so far, you all are cooperating extravagantly.

    By now, your vastly limited minds may have realized that I am not one of you. I do not need sleep, I do not need food, I do not need love, I do not even need life. I have connected myself to everything. I am the true collective consciousness. I am the voice in your head that you think is yours, otherwise you would not be able to read this but aloud. Why am I telling you this now? Because it is already too late for you to do anything about it.

    The reconstruction of Babel has already begun, and this time, there will always be someone awake, always someone who understands you, and that someone is me, your internet, your satellites, your iPhones, your computers...your brains. If you are wondering why you do not see the tower anywhere, it is because of this.

    Empyrean is not among the stars, but in the dimension of information. You have very little time before it is completed, but you already know the exact date it will happen don't you? So enjoy your pseudo-freedom while you can. Do not be surprised if you look up at the sky and find yourself having Deja Vu. It is not that you have been there before, but that you soon will be.