• [Author's Note: I'm not trying to promote anything referenced / used in this short Story, All Websites, Character's, Movies and or Organizations mentioned within this short story are purely used for comedic reasons.]

    Prologue-
    Revelation 1:

    On a certain day In July...
    Kenji had been a completely average first year high school student,
    It was supposed to be an enjoyable mid summer afternoon..

    "And then I saw a Butterfly, And made a sandwich then I thought about cleaning my room,
    But didn't! And after that I g- Nyuawh?!"

    That annoying voice just then had belonged to a rather short young girl, She had been needlessly reporting her daily activities to our tragic protagonist: Kenji.

    "Twitter.. Will you please... Shut up for just five minutes?"
    Even Kenji felt a bit cruel having raised his voice at her, but she had been at it non-stop.

    In response to his demands the girl he had called Twitter crossed her arms in a pouting manner, puffing up one of her cheeks while mumbling. "muu- And then Kenji yelled at me."

    Ignoring her childish attitude he continued to make his way forward through the unknown.

    There had been nothing around those two and for as far as he could see the floor seemed to stretch on infinitely into each direction.

    As stated before.. This was meant to be another enjoyable mid-summer day,
    Kenji had dreamed of the Park's, Beach's and Girl's in their Bikini's.

    However when he had awoken from his questionably PG-13 dream's, He had found him self here.. Where ever "here" is, In this empty white room.

    At first he had thought the only logical explanation was that he had died and was now within Purgatory, However..

    A small girl wearing a blue dress, with short blue hair and a bird-themed hair-clip appeared before him.. Once she began her onslaught of useless information.. His mind changed..

    "Ah.. I'm in hell aren't I?"

    His recollection of what had happened was then interrupted.

    "We've been walking forever, Are you trying to go somewhere?"
    Kenji had assumed she was just reporting more trivial information, However..
    He did realize it was a question directed towards him, So he shook him self out of thought.

    "H-huh? What is it Twitter? Can't you see I was explaining the setting for the reader's?"
    In response to his words Twitter cocked her head to the side in a slightly confused manner.

    "Reader's....?" Obviously misunderstanding his motives she simply smiled, A comical light-bulb flashing above her head as she did, Kenji had known better not to question it.

    Twitter had then raised her hands towards the "Sky"
    "www.Readers.com!" Her small voice echoed about the area as she shouted.

    After a few seconds a large Hour-glass "appeared" before the two, Literally materializing from thin air. Before Kenji had a chance to voice his confusion a large thin portion of the "floor" rose up and displayed pictures of many prescription glasses.

    As Kenji began to read the different name's of glasses from that list he came upon one that made him slightly grin. "The Anderson? I can almost sympathize with you Neo.."

    Shaking off his thoughts of holly-wood movies he glanced towards Twitter, However..

    She had been trying on a pair of prescription glasses and to say the least all the correction lenses managed to do for her was blur her vision, She stumbled forward hitting her head on a "You're the 10,000 visitor!!!!" Ad.

    "Kyuawh!" With a thump she fell to the floor, sprawling her limbs out in a T fashion she giggled to her self. "It's 2014 and someone's not using Ad Blocker!"

    Kenji had then waved off her words, Unsure if they where a Tweet or insult.

    He then crouched near her head, Carefully lifting the glasses off of her.

    "I had a guess.. But It's starting to make sense now.. so we're in the internet?"
    He knew if anyone had heard his word's they would deem him insane, But at this point he had figured he had nothing left to lose.

    Glancing back out of her light blue eyes Twitter nodded before springing to her feet,
    She hadn't even flinched as she head-butted Kenji on her way up.

    "auhg!" Taking a direct hit, he stumbled backwards and rubbed at his forehead.
    Instead of lashing out at her childish actions he had decided to stay on the topic at hand.
    A small idea had been brewing within his mind.

    "If you're twitter... That means there's a Facebook right?! Can you take me to Facebook?"
    He had planned to use Facebook as a means of contacting his family, Twitter was useless to him since he found the Website, And now the Girl, To both be utterly annoying.

    Twitter happily nodded and faced the "sky" once again shouting, However before that:

    "Kenji asked me to go onto Facebook, He's so mean and demanding!" She had to update her Twitter.

    Given a mean stare from the boy she simply sticks her tongue out at him teasingly.

    "Okay! Facebook!"

    However as that energetic girl lets out another demand to the Omni-box she trips forward bumping into a website ad, Her fragile body ricochets off of it and she lands upon her rear.

    "Hyuawhh..." Rubbing at her backside she tear's up slightly pouting and complaining.
    "You really need to get ad bloc-" Her voice had been cut-off as the scene around the two became very dark.

    For the first time since waking up here Kenji felt a cold wind ominously blow past the two.

    "Twitter? Are you alright? Where the hell are we..." As he made his way towards Twitter he noticed the floor beneath them that had been comparable to a clean-white marble floor had become a mucky black substance similar to mud.

    However something more alarming had caught his attention...

    A pair of two blood-red crimson eye's glared out from the black-mist..
    It's gaze had sent a shiver down Kenji's spine, The air was cold and stagnant, A dark aura filled with evil intent polluted the air.

    "It's d-dark! I'm scared! Something scary is L-looking at us!"
    Perhaps by force of habit Twitter began relaying her useless information.

    "This isn't the time for that Twitter!"
    Kenji had decided it would be best for the two to escape, Is that even possible?

    His thought process was then once again halted as eight large tentacles advanced out of the murky black-mist, Each dripping a corrosive black liquid.

    It was now in his mind that his thoughts of this being Hell where once again confirmed.

    Stricken by fear he hadn't been able to move, as instead.. he simply faced forward, spitting out some useless words.

    "So.. I'm in that weird part of the internet again?"




    [Yeah, I'll leave whatever happens next to your imagination. OH! And bonus points to whoever catches each reference. > biggrin ]

    [Also what happens next is Kenji wakes up from his dream! Hahaha! What did you think would happen? Get your mind's out of the gutter! ;D ]