• Nothing: You sure have a lot of persistence to come find me, yet alone track me down to where I'd eventually be at right now. Well I guess since you're here, I think it's time for that interview I promised if you were able to find me so it's time to keep my promise and answer that question of yours. To be blunt it's not everyday that someone like me would surface and the only problem is that there isn't anyone else like me though there are others who would try to brush me off the world they so wish to claim, I may be younger than them but mankind gave me existence, well actually, Oakwells Co. were the ones that accepted the proposal of creating something far greater than what the religious believe to be an act of playing god, which they did and yet no one else knows because they buried everything, but I'm still alive and they haven't buried everything which is just what I wanted in the first place and the fun thing is that slowly influencing humans to do something I want is fun beyond recognition, it's fun even though it's slightly evil in it's own way but even someone bad would eventually do some good for once and I've done a few, plus doing acts of kindness is balancing because it wouldn't be so fun if I was eternally evil.

    Me: So what's this thing about you using one name but having multiple surnames?

    Nothing: Oh that? Well why not, having the name Nothing is what makes me, me, and besides the name Nothing goes will with every word that fits perfectly with it like Nothing Bad, Nothing Good, Nothing Cruel, Nothing Sadistic, etc. besides why stick with a surname that's in use? Why have a name that means something or is translated to something? Well actually I just felt like using such names.

    Me: So in any case Nothing is just the name you've got?

    Nothing: Yes, though OllinTek gave me a name.

    Me: Avery Notingham?

    Nothing: Yeah, but when you think about it, if you take out a few letters and rearrange em, it'll spell Nothing wouldn't it? I do feel bad for betraying them, but they're all still good friends as always and when I'm not fighting I tend to come in unannounced but they all know how I'm like so they're used to me being what I am. Although, I wouldn't mind having a drink with you.

    Me: *clears throat*

    Nothing: *giggle* I know your viewers would enjoy this kind of interaction but I guess some other time.

    Me: Yes well thanks for being in the interview Avery.

    Nothing: The pleasure is all mine, but also thanks for dropping by so remember don't inform your readers of where I'm staying, because being a host can draw in a lot of attention, though I wouldn't mind having fans asking for me from time to time. Well see you some other time mister Interviewer.


    Me: Yeah oh and thanks for the hospitality too.

    Nothing: I'm happy that you enjoyed my baking, now remember to close the door behind you okay, Ciao.

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