• Mr.Fluffy

    Me- One day, I was walking down the road and I met a bunny, a bunny named Mr.Fluffy
    "Steve"- Damn it I told you my name is Steve!
    Me- SHUT UP MR.FLUFFY!! Sorry, Mr.Fluffy is crazy.
    "Steve"- *sigh*
    Me- Now, when I first saw him, he bit my finger and I shook that mother ******** clear to the other side of the road. Then when I went to go see if he was alright, the little b*****d bit me again! "WHAT THE ******** IS YOUR PROBLEM!?" I said. He let go of my finger and told me he hated me. He is sooooo funny!!
    "Steve"- I wasn't kidding, I really do hate you.
    Me- Lol! You are just so cute! Anyway, I took him home, made him a bed out of newspaper, gave him steak to eat everyday, and let him watch Barney, his favorite show ever! And we have been best friends ever since.
    "Steve"- There are a few things wrong with that, I hate sleeping an that crappy bed you made me, I'm a vegetarian, I hate Barney, and I am NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND!! I hate you! GET IT?! HATEEEE!!!
    Me- Awwwww, I love you too Mr.Fluffy!
    "Steve"- DAMN IT!