Okay, so I was watching "Ni Hao Kai Lans Great Trip to China" With my three year old brother Jake. He fell asleep (of course) so I went into this rant about how retarded this show was.
Rant 1: As I was first watching, Kai Lans Great Aunt was on the computer talking to them. I noticed her ugly drooping eyes, so I was like "Wtf, whats up with her eyes?"
Rant 2: As they were packing their things, Kai Lan showed us her heart box. She took out the pictures and was talking about crap, and she put them back inside. But before she closed the lid thing, I noticed that there wasn't any pictures in the box.
Rant 3: They were about to get ready to board the plane, when I saw those ants putting the luggage on the plane. That made me think "Who's going to be flying the plane? A bear?"
Rant 4: They were talking about that stupid No Name panda baby, and it started making some agonizing sound to my ears. It turned out it was "talking" in some kind of stupid panda language.
Rant 5: THE ANIMALS CAN TALK!
Rant 6: Wtf is up with the moon/sun?
Rant 7: When they find the tiger shoes and come out, they see some hobo's making different faces on the street....that freaked me out.
Rant 8: HOW IN GODS HOLY NAME DID KAI LAN FIT ALL THAT CRAP INTO THE BOX?
Rant 9: When they were talking about say "hi my name is...." in Chinese, Kai Lan told us viewers to say whatever that crap was in Chinese. So I said, "Yo waddup, My names Jenna."
THE LAST RANT: This retarded and utmost hilarious movie was 55 painful minutes of listening to a whiny panda, a retarded koala bear, a midget monkey, a out of style tiger, and humans speaking in Chinese. So why do I still watch this? Because its fun making fun of it.
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