• This rant is about poseurs. Enjoy!
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    Let me start with emo poseurs. I have the most experiences with these. The little perfectly happy kids wearing skinny jeans, showing off 'cut marks', and listening to 'emo' bands. Why the fudge would you want people to think you cut yourself? The least they will do is tell a real emo kid, (One that actually has a hard life, and that has a real reason to be depressed,) and the real emo kid will seriously tell them off. (I've seen it, it happens.) Another one, and perhaps the most infuriating of them all, are wiggers. Oh my God. We've all seen them. The whitest of the white, pants halfway down their @$$, blaring rap music, using 'gangsta' slang, etc, etc. I've almost punched guys twice my size because they were wiggers. They are insults to anyone who is white, black, asian, or pretty much the entire human race. My school is filled with them. I live in TN, which is hillbilly country (STEREOTYPE FTW.), so there are like fifteen black people in my grade of about 500, so being a wigger is pretty pointless. Prep posers are also really bad. The ones at my school say "Like, Oh My God!" about every 5 seconds. Another thing I hate about them is that they all look the same. Same hair, same clothes, same freaking handwriting. I swear, it all looks the same. Different, but the same.
    Another form of poseurs that I had never heard of until I read the amazing Twila Dissection by Sweet-Lil-Beth (I think.), are Satanist poseurs. Wow. I thought people had more common sense then this. Why do you want people to think you worship Satan? There are Satanists at my school, and they are actually some of the nicest people I've ever met. I need to ask them what they think of poseurs of their religon. Satanist poseurs often mistake Atheism for Satanism, so they go around saying, "Hail Satan! I'm an Atheist!" What? You're not Satanist or an Atheist. You're a dumb@$$.
    I know there are more types of poseurs out there, but I don't have the time to cover them all at the moment.

    -Toaster, Leader Of The Anti-Poseur League (I'm planning to make this a guild, but I'm about 14,000 gold short. Lawl.)