• Lance-a-lot:

    There once was a king named Lance-a-lot,
    he enjoyed very much to dance a lot.
    All of the kings horses and all of the kings men,
    couldn’t help but laugh when he did the can-can.

    He happily wiggled,
    and graciously jiggled,
    All moon-lit night long,
    And while he did this he sang a song…

    "Bum-bombity boom,
    not singing brings me doom,
    loopity-lop mox,
    I hate to wear socks,
    I am happy to be a king,
    Who can so perfectly sing."


    When the nights went to fight,
    he stood there in the dark night.
    Doing the thing he did best,
    dancing along, making a mess.
    Knocking plates on the floor,
    to bad for the people so poor,
    who had to pick up the mess,
    when he danced at his best.

    But one terrible day,
    he was so tiered he fell in the hay,
    and was never again able to dance,
    the in same extraordinary way. crying


    rolleyes ninja rofl 4laugh dramallama burning_eyes emo eek cool lol