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I'm sick of all the cleaning
It's a sanitary disease
I hate it when you grab some rags
When it smells somewhat of cheese
Taking out the leaves
Out of the gutter's really hard
And I despise it when you ask me
(Again) to mow the yard
You used to hate me for all the times
I don't talk about the date
But now when that I am around
You clean out every plate
I run away if ever you
Have deodorizing pleas
And choke on every spray
Of your "Sweet Lavender Breeze"
You try to kiss me everytime
I try to leave the room
But now when I go I get a glimpse
Of you fetching the broom
You used to go and chase me
And ask me for free time
Now that I have time to chat
You're out there cleaning grime
Your broomstick's your ex-lover
Your mop is your best friend
I don't know when your cleaning spree
Will ever come to end
I miss those times where you and I
Would laugh, chat and cajole
Now all your hours go
To entertaining your Lysol
You make the bed whenever
We go under the sheets
Sometimes you drive me crazy
Enough I wanna cheat
It's not that I don't care for you
Or love me anymore
It's just that when you're cleaning
Our love life is a chore.
- by rubberbend |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 03/25/2009 |
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- Title: Missed A Spot?
- Artist: rubberbend
- Description: The original title is "Don't Kiss Me If You Missed A Spot", but it was too long. I just wrote this piece because for the past three days, my mom has asked me too many times to clean the house for our grandparents. :/ I treid to embody that anger to a relationship, and so, this thing right here happened. And, this piece was written in the bathroom. YES, that happened. But you don't need to know that.
- Date: 03/25/2009
- Tags: missed spot love
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Comments (3 Comments)
- Dragon_Master_Jaganshi - 08/21/2009
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lol that's nice 5/5
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- Arty Tish - 07/05/2009
- I think its hilarious! good work!
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- Abbygail0810 - 03/25/2009
- Nice ... I love it ^^
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