• The bathroom has gone crazy
    far beyond belief.
    The sink is full of spiders
    and the toilet seat has teeth ! Ooh!

    The plughole in the bath
    has a whirlpool underneath
    that pulls you down feet first
    and the toilet seat has teeth ! Ooh !

    The toothpaste tube is purple
    and makes your teeth fall out .
    The toilet roll is nettles
    and makes you screem and shout !

    The towels have got bristles ,
    the bubble bath is blue ,
    the soap has turned to jelly
    andit makes your skin bright blue.

    The hot tap gushes forth
    with a sluge that is bright pink.
    The cold tapdripples lumps
    of green that block the sin.
    The mirror's pulling faces
    at veryone it can.
    The shower's dripping marmalade
    and blackcurrant jam.

    The rubber ducks are breeding
    and biulding their ownnest
    with shavingfoamand tissues
    in Grandad's stringy vest.

    Shampoo is liquid dynamit,
    there's petrol in the hairspray,
    both will cure dandruff
    when they blo your head away !

    The bathroom has gone crazy
    far beyond belief.
    The sink is full of spiders
    and the toilet seat has teeth ! Ooh!

    The toilet seat has teeth !Ooh!
    The toilet seat has teeth !Ooh!
    The toilet seat has teeth !Ooh!
    The toilet seat has teeth !Ooh!

    Crunch!Slurp!Munch!Burp!
    The toilet seat has teeth !Ooh!
    Don't-sit-on-it!
    The toilet seat has . . .!Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!