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The Rules of Life
1. Life will always end in failure!
2. Your dreams can probably never come true
3. Hope is a lie
4. No such thing as luck only a trap to think you can live forever
5. No one LIKES or LOVES you
6. Face the fact that your ugly no matter what you do
7. If you are born blond you are automaticly stupid
8. Animals only use you they could never love you
9. 4 words Survival of the fittest
10. Friendship and trust are illusions
11. Lieing is a part of life deal with it
12. People are always cruel on the inside
13. Chinese people eat cats, dogs, and babies FACE IT!
14. Canadians need to get rid of that accent
15. All royalty shall die
16. God shall never grant your wish
17. No one really keeps their promises!
18. Drugs alchol and cigerettes will kill you NO MERCY
19. Inanimate objects HATE you
20. Your parents never loved you
21. There are no religions or anything like that only racism
22. If you are reading this you must be pretty freakin bored.
Have a hopeless day!
- by Cor Contritum |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 11/22/2009 |
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- Title: Rules of Life
- Artist: Cor Contritum
- Description: I got reallllly bored one day and just wrote everything thats faulty with life and decided to make it funny. lol
- Date: 11/22/2009
- Tags: rules life
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Comments (5 Comments)
- Cor Contritum - 12/01/2009
- I'm sorry its just a joke. I don not believe in racism I am almost mixed with every genrelized race so i can't be rascists I can't type ._.
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- XXAlana_97XX - 11/29/2009
- 21. is not funny!!!! I take that personly. If you believe in racism your are HORRIBLE!!!!!!!
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- CarefulSong - 11/29/2009
- 14 really isn't funny ._. 18 was biggrin And this just popped up o_o
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- Cor Contritum - 11/24/2009
- I didn't know what to classify it as T.T
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- Sunafire - 11/24/2009
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I do see the humor in this, but it's not my type.
Also how is this a poem? - Report As Spam
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