• Turnip was once a miller household cat...
    for sure mon petite had a razor wit.
    Because whenever there was some trouble,
    somehow to talk himself in and out of it.

    Although in most tales he has no name
    here he is called simply after a rooted plant
    Since unlike kudzu, spinach or an odd clip -
    like dismissal of a book based on it's fant.

    So now that you know his full rank.
    and extensive range of his nom de plume
    Perhaps you will be more responsive...
    when this boot-ed feline enters your room