• In walks what looks like two large balloons with legs and fur and eyes,

    Whiskers so long and ears that twitch when hearing the faint buzz of flies.

    Beautiful lazy large tabby cat so irresistible and fat

    with eyes as moons and the cutest face, the softest little cat.

    As he limps towards his warm bed he softly chirps and purrs

    and his cat bits bounce so lightly on his face of 100 furs xD

    What are cat bits? You may wonder, well they are soft and large and round,

    The two fuzzy lumps beneath the nose where the whiskers grow and make a sound!