• “How bad could she be?”

    I, myself, being Clifford Olsen,
    having killed eleven young boys and girls,
    fear that if she and I were to be released
    and staged against one and another;
    seeing who could vanquish more victims than the other,
    points awarded for the viciousness and brutality and heinousness:

    I would surely pale faster than I could drowned
    in the wake of her marvelous onslaught.

    I believe she would cause Pedro Alonso Lopez,
    with presumably more than three hundred victims
    hiding under his thumbs,
    to feel shameful, for his meager scoring
    against her villainous crafts.

    If a movie could ever be made of her,
    we would never see the end,
    I believe, either she would kill us while we watched in static darkness,
    or, if we survived long enough,
    we would suffer a terrible heart attack from the fear.
    It would be more intense than
    Psycho’s Norman Bates
    and Silence of the Lambs’ Buffalo Bill
    portraying Edward Gein;
    or Hannibal Lecter
    portraying my dearest Albert Fish.

    So she is that bad,
    I believe that a word has yet to be made
    that could describe how horrid she is;
    how terribly vicious and morbid and angry
    and violent she is.
    How sickening she is, but how magnificently marvelous she is,
    in all her sick, twisted splendor.
    And this, these words, coming from a man…
    a man whom despises her revolting, decaying guts.