• I survey the crowd,
    Picking my targets one by one.
    Tonight it's all tourists,
    So easy it's not even fun.
    Pockets stuffed with money,
    And bellies full of rum.

    I yell to be heard over the crowd,
    It's a wonder my face doesn't turn blue.
    "Who wants to see some magic?"
    "Some might even call it Voodoo!"
    "It was taught to me by a witchdoctor."
    "During dark nights on the Bayou!"

    I choose a young professional.
    With the flame of liquor, his eyes are lit.
    I silently thank Jack Daniels.
    For making him forget.
    That the ace in his pocket,
    "Magically" replaced a wallet.