• one fine day in the middle of the night
    two dead boys got up to fight
    back to back they faced eachother
    drew their swords and shot eachother

    one was blind and the other couldnt see
    so they chose a dummy for a referee
    a blind man came to see fair play
    a dumb man came to shout "hooray"

    A paralysed donkey passing by,
    Kicked the blind man in the eye,
    Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
    Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

    A deaf policeman heard the noise,
    And came to arrest the two dead boys,
    If you don't believe this story’s true,
    Ask the blind man he saw it too!