• At times your v****a smelled just like my pits
    After running a marathon in 126
    Degree heat and my feet smelled good
    Compared to your gobbler of wood
    But I digress,
    On the days you didn't smell like sweat
    The sex was the best
    Put my d**k to the test
    We'd ******** until my d**k looked like it was addicted to meth
    Raw like I masturbated with wire mesh
    I choked you spanked you and pulled your hair
    You moaned like I was ******** murdering you down there
    And then I'd flip you over, and reach for the lube
    Squeeze that tube while I squeeze your boob
    Took a closer look "What the Eff" I gasped
    You had a mustache growing out your a**
    Girls' asses aren't supposed to be hairy
    My little peter says, nary, that s**t is just too scary
    And sometimes just right in the angle of the light
    It looked like you had stubble maybe it's my eye sight
    Stubbly chin, B.O., and your a** had a mop
    I think I was ******** a transsexual post op