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Teen Night's food fear factor
Friday, July 18:

Teen Night is all the rage these days. I love this time of month. I get all giddy, excited...! This time around, my nephew, Kalan, came down. Here's here for an entire week. He got to come this time around.

Started off goofing around, as always. I gave Billy his Sonic Screwdriver (from Dr. Who) that I had gotten him. Early Christmas gift so to speak. He loved it!

Yugioh. This time around there was a four player battle. That means four players, in one duel, were going against each other. I used my Beast deck, Michael his Crystal Beast, Lynx using Michael's dragon deck and Ben using his... you know, to be honest, I don't think there is a theme with his. He's just put together a deck using stupidly over powered cards. Anyway, it was going good. I was actually surviving. Anyway, Ben decided to be a jerk wad. He wanted to take out both Michael and Lynx in one go, using Ring of Destruction. I was a little ticked. It would have put me down to 1,000 life points. As he smugly did it, I grinned, flipping over one of my traps.

"I disarm your trap." (I had "Seven Tools of the Bandit". Sure, I lost health, but it was SO worth it putting this guy in his place. I don't like him much)

Needless to say he was PISSED. He was so upset that I had spoiled his little haughty, egotistical move that he decided to quit the game early! He was fuming! Thing is, when you're taunting that you're going to win, rubbing in your moves in the player's faces like that, I'm going to act like the wolf and jump in, defending them by putting you in your deserved place. That's what I did to Ben.

Food Fear Factor tonight. We do it once a year at Teen Night. Last time I chickened out, wimping and not even signing up. This year Billy signed me up, without me saying I wanted to join in. At first I was freaking out. Then I thought, "hell, Michael did it alone last year. I should at least have the courage to face my fears and eat some of that stuff". Cringing, I decided to go through with it.

First round came up. As I walked up to the tables along with the other players in this fear factor game, I noticed Michael had agreed to do it again. Now I really wanted to try my hardest.

First round was.... hard enough. Salsa, wasabi, some sort of exotic spongy fruit and a dried white prune or something. The prune was small, hard as a rock (quite literally), and the most bitterly tasting vile thing that it made me gag.

Second round... dear god. Fish eggs (a green smear that caked everything else), a muscle (clam thing), and a caterpillar. Yes. You read right. A caterpillar. It was dead, I assure you.

Staring into the cup of random food, my face scrunched up in both disgust and dread. Everyone else downed theirs. Gulping, I got some of the fish eggs down. Sure. Fine. Good. Now I looked at the caterpillar. I felt my left eye twitching as I stabbed at it with the fork. Stab. Stab. Wince. Stab again. I moved it around, hoping to get my courage up.

I lifted the fork with the caterpillar to my mouth. I opened my maw wide, fork quivering... and I couldn't do it. I stayed like that for several seconds. Gulping, I lowered the fork, putting the caterpillar back in the cup. Why? Why couldn't I do it? I became furious with myself. Here was Michael, brave as he was, and he was eating this stuff like there was nothing to it. Here I was, freaking out like some weakling preteen, and I wasn't even trying to do it.

I grabbed the caterpillar and, tilting my head back, dropped it right down my throat. I was the only one to do this. I tried to swallow right away, but I gagged. I could feel the prickling legs catching on my throat wall. It's form was bumpy enough that my body was rejecting it.

I swallowed, feeling it's lumpy form snake down my throat. I had successfully kept it down. I had done that....

...and ran over, drinking a cup of soda, and munching on a handful of Fritos, hoping to get it out of my mind.

I couldn't eat the next food item. It looked too much like the bladder of a frog I once dissected. I backed out. Quite proud I even did what I could.

Michael made it through all the rounds. From octopus baby to duck egg, he ate it all. I'm so proud of him! I'm only ashamed I didn't get farther.

Besides that, Brawl and youtube. I finally showed my friends some JtHM (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac) videos. I didn't know how they'd take it. Seemed alright.

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commentCommented on: Sat Jul 19, 2008 @ 06:35am
...AND THE LIBRARIAN WANTED ME TO DO THAT!!!HOLY CRAP! THAT IS CANNOT, I REPEAT, CANNOT BE SANITARY!!! heh, no shame in not getting further though. no shame at all. And as for JtHM...heheheheheheheh burning_eyes but seriously, no fear in showing us stuff, we are...well an open minded excepting group if i say so myself. so yeah, it was great seeing you...for like 20 minutes!
(not saying that in a spiteful way but a funny jokenly sarcastic way. kinda like Renir if you will) 3nodding


commentCommented on: Sat Jul 19, 2008 @ 12:02pm
lol, Art-san! I am SO glad you didn't do it! I dunno... I actually started gagging when I got home. I had to make rice and eat it. Though... rice looks like caterpillar... and...HOLY CRAP NO. DO NOT WANT.

Anyway... I dunno. I know JtHM is violent and strange. Heck, it comes from Vasquez-- that's strange ENOUGH. Oops. Sorry!! I was running around all night, wasn't I? sweatdrop Damn..

I LUFF RENIR. lol.



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commentCommented on: Sun Jul 20, 2008 @ 02:24am
lol, Art-san! I am SO glad you didn't do it! I dunno... I actually started gagging when I got home. I had to make rice and eat it. Though... rice looks like caterpillar... and...HOLY CRAP NO. DO NOT WANT.

Anyway... I dunno. I know JtHM is violent and strange. Heck, it comes from Vasquez-- that's strange ENOUGH. Oops. Sorry!! I was running around all night, wasn't I? Damn..

I LUFF RENIR. lol.

OH NOEZ! THAT SUCKS. U LUFF RICE! hee, well i think we are used to violent and strange. heh, that's okay, that's what teen night is for! heh, seraph and i were joken about how we are all old and just sitting and lookin at all the youngin's running around. SENIOR TABLE!!! LOL!


commentCommented on: Sun Jul 20, 2008 @ 02:47am
I do love rice! I couldn't help but think I was...eating... millions... of little...GRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! gonk

SENIOR TABLE FTW. xD



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commentCommented on: Sun Jul 20, 2008 @ 03:29am
eh it's just because we all old and remeniscing about when we were that young, and thinking about how soon we can hang out in bars and in about 10 years we should be getting married and how 1/2 of our friends are already married...god. we are creptkeeper old! lol!


commentCommented on: Sun Jul 20, 2008 @ 09:58am
LOL!!! My little cousin is just like that! Whenever we play tag she always has to have me be it. xp big crybabys. Lol, smart of you to disarm his trap! EWWWW You ate a catipiller??? lol, I've eaten lots of bugs in my life, but a catipiller?? eek I heard that in france, they eat SNAILS! aawww, a baby octopus? lol, so what is teen night? Do you have to sign up to be there always, or is it just the yearly thing?



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commentCommented on: Sun Jul 20, 2008 @ 03:40pm
I wish I was young again.... OH GOD. I'm FREAKING out!! I'm going to be 20 next month! *grabs you, Art-san, by the shoulders. Eyes wide with fear* PEOPLE ARE GOING TO CALL ME AN OLD GEEZER!! Put me out of my misery!!! gonk

Ahem... anyway.. lol, yeah, can you imagine us years down the road?


commentCommented on: Sun Jul 20, 2008 @ 03:56pm
Yeah, Grace, I disarmed the trap and the Otaku started whining. It was funny as heck. Yup! I ate one! As long as my pinky. White, with a black hair and black spots. Sorta funny, actually. My friend, The Sorrow, and I were talking about it. We were commenting that me, on my other account on Gaia, is The Fear (account: iThe Fear), and, well, he eats that stuff all the time. In fact... well, I think it's funny, but I thought, with humor, "well, Fear eats this disgusting stuff in his diet everyday, so I better get used to it. He must have some haxing anti-vomiting skills or something". I just love how I threw my head back and dropped that sucker down my gullet. That was so priceless. I hope the librarian got a picture of that. I SO want it.

Tasted pretty good. It was the texture that made me gag. In fact.. Would I eat it again? HECK YEAH. xp

lol snails. Poor snails. Baby looking octopus, yeah. It was small. Fit in one's palm of their hand. Tentacles were all curled up and everything. SLIMY AS HELL (apparently, the words from Michael). Teen Night happens once a month, every third Friday, and the library shuts down for us to hang out from 6 to 10 at night. Games, card games, major goofing around. It's fun. No signing up needed!

Oh, and in honor... HERE'S THE FEAR, READY FOR MOAR CATERPILLARS! HAX! It even looks like he's grabbing for more caterpillars or something. That's priceless. xd

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commentCommented on: Sun Jul 20, 2008 @ 08:48pm
NOOOOOOOO!!!! I missed it this year! crying Oh well, I did it last year. Sounds like Teen Night was fun, wish I was there, but beggars can't be choosers.

I assure you I WILL be at the next Teen Night if it kills me.

Also I'm changning my main Brawl character. It will now be Ike. I played Brawl with my friend and sister and got a bit better. Of course during one battle I beat the crap out of my friend and she got all pissed. Hehe.


commentCommented on: Mon Jul 21, 2008 @ 04:47pm
It wasn't that bad... I still finished before Bill did! BWAHAHA! -cough-

I remember belching at a party the next day and somebody said 'you smell like fish'... I realized I still smelled of the damn octopus! That was horrible...



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commentCommented on: Tue Jul 22, 2008 @ 07:27am
you'd do it again??? yesh! you are indeed the fear. well, this is life, we trade in youth for wisdom. me? i hold knowledge pretty high, higher than looks anyway, so to learn all that i can through out my life, gaining wrinkles of wisdom...i can do that.


commentCommented on: Tue Jul 22, 2008 @ 02:54pm
Good! I MISS YOU!!! Come back to Teen Night, pirogoeth! Who did you change to?

lol, All Hail (the) Dark Lord!! You still smelled of that? Dang. xD Thank god I didn't go through and eat that thing. I got grossed out with the frog bladder looking thing. BAD memories of Zoology. lawl belching.



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commentCommented on: Tue Jul 22, 2008 @ 02:57pm
Art-San... I DID do it again. Last night there was a green bug on the table. Kalan looked at me, and said, "bet you can't eat that". I grinned, picking it up. He looked at me, eyes widening, and said, "you're not going to eat it".

I tilted back my head, manically smirking, lifting up the bug.

"You're going to chicken out!"

PLOP. I dropped it down my throat and swallowed it whole. Kalan just stared at me, mouth hanging open, laughing, saying, "you're insane!"

"Kalan," I said. "I may be insane, but that's how I live my life. It makes it exciting."

"That thing's going to have babies in you."

"My digestive juices will eat away at it before then."

I wish you could have seen it. lol. I'm The Fear. My MGS friends are now saying that, really. They're like, "well, you ARE The Fear, afterall!".


commentCommented on: Tue Jul 22, 2008 @ 09:54pm
...you know, you zoology teacher would be telling you all the diseases that bugs are carrying, and you just put it inside you! The Fear shall suffer Lyme Disease one day!!! heh, you and my brother have a bit to discuss, he ate a cicada.



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commentCommented on: Wed Jul 23, 2008 @ 02:36am
Mr. Lehman would have been horrified AND amused. He most likely would have stared at me for a bit, then comment, "was it crunchy"?, or something like that. POOR Fear! He'll die a horrible death. Oh well. He doesn't just eat bugs, but frogs, rabbits, and any other moving beast out there in the jungle. Oh. Yeah. And he eats them raw, right off the forest floor, still alive. Better than those Russian Rations, I assure you. DUDE, CICADA?! I always wanted to try one!!!! Seriously, too! I have a few of their dead corpses in a tiny heart shaped box here at home. There's a massive one. I was obsessed with them.


commentCommented on: Wed Jul 23, 2008 @ 04:39am
yes, yes he would. lol! hmm...still bad cause raw frogs and rabbits still have those nasty parasites and germs in em. eek wow...okaaayyy... ninja *sneaks to the right. and rounds around the corner and another corner only to end up back in the *same place. ninja "CRUD!" well, i did keep a corpse of a wasp for a while myself. xd



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commentCommented on: Wed Jul 23, 2008 @ 11:09pm
Poor Fear. Ending up dying of food poisoning AND bad food, period. HEH. I'm weird. ninja I love Cicadas, though. The Japanese find their humming soothing. That's why the massive metal gears in the new Metal Gear Solid game hum like a cicada (it reminds them of lazy summer days) and moos like a cow (because where the game is located, they worship cows as gods or something).


commentCommented on: Thu Jul 24, 2008 @ 05:43am
wooooooaaaahhhhh wow i thought my food was bad so does caterpillar taste like chicken biggrin



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commentCommented on: Thu Jul 24, 2008 @ 04:02pm
lol, Jagh, the bugs are pretty tasty. The caterpillar had a bit of an earthy taste, and was extremely prickly thanks to the legs. Wasn't bad, actually. The green bug didn't have a taste because it was small enough and I didn't chew it. I didn't chew the caterpillar either, but that was much bigger.


commentCommented on: Thu Jul 24, 2008 @ 04:25pm
heh, i thought i was the only one who loved the sounds of cicadas. cool!



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commentCommented on: Thu Jul 24, 2008 @ 05:28pm
I love their sound too. So soothing...a bit droning, but so comforting. blaugh


commentCommented on: Fri Jul 25, 2008 @ 06:05am
wow uhhhhmmmm stare



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commentCommented on: Fri Jul 25, 2008 @ 08:37pm
What's a matter, Jagh? You don't like Cicadas? xD


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