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Occam's Woodlouse Memoir
A account of a Longisland Porcellio scaber and his new family.
If Odin were alive this might offend him.
ninja Based on the events that occurred at a undisclosed location that happens to see a lot of buses: pirate
Its early and I am waiting for my connecting bus, lots of people waiting impatiently in the cold to get home. 4laugh and yes miserable. The stench of despair hangs heavy arrow really its the urine and spilled coffee smell that prevails. In the parking lot I can see the holy man by his warm car preparing his megaphone and ultra cool free DVD's! (not cool and not entirely free) He walks over to a good spot to blare his good cheer at our tired faces, today he climbs on the lamppost! He then begins his sermon with this Gem. mrgreen :

HOLY MAN: If I gave you a million dollars would you sacrifice your eyeball?
Crowd: Un-phased
HOLY MAN: If I gave you 5 million for both eyes would you sacrifice both eyes?
Old man: Looks up then his hope fizzled after inspecting the holy man.
HOLY MAN: You would not do that but do you know what is priceless "PAuse" YOUR SOUL. you don't need your eyes when you die.

It is at this point that I would have loved to have interjected. Stopping him after the five mil eye bit and tell him the I would sacrifice one eye for 3 million and live with a cool eye patch pirate But I did not for fear that everyone at the bus stop would pluck out their own eyes, making the whole eye patch thing not as cool pirate wahmbulance





 
 
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