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Occam's Woodlouse Memoir
A account of a Longisland Porcellio scaber and his new family.
I guess my Gaia is my pensieve
Ok only a wee hour or 2 till I find myself in the company of Potter Fans. Jess and I will be at the midnight showing of the half blood prince! I promised I would go and to be honest I have seen them all + liked them.
This time I have upped the ante by wearing a death eater beanie equipped with chop stick wand. Why would I do this! You may be asking? Because Jess said: "your not going to do that"
The "that" part is me yelling "Crucio" at the first heavily Pottered out person at the theater. Yes this may end badly but she wagered one shiny new video game as the prize.(I would shameless do anything for $49.99...99)
As a creature of fair play I told her she could pick the hapless soul I will inflict the pain and embarrassment of the Cruciatus Curse. This also prevents me from running up to a five year old dressed as a tiny wizard and screaming into their tiny hat !!!CRUCIO!!! subsequently ruining their life.

One of two things may happen tonight:
1 ninja I may be poked in the eye and end up in the hospital! Well played counter spell action mage! I also may have bits of wands impaled all over my body!

2 pirate The other death eaters may rally to my cause ending with the theater being razed to the ground! I may or may not end up on the local news.





 
 
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