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NYAHAHA~~~SUPER BUNNY SPUZ GIRL RETURNS. <3<br />
(Yes, please point and stare)<br />
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JAI OPEN FOR ART COMMISSIONS. PM ME FOR DETAILS. <br />
CHECK OUT JAI's DEVIANTART FOR SAMPLES.<br />
mireimi.deviantart.com<br />
Thanks <3<br />
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PROFILE UPDATE~~<3 (finally)<br />
Kay's.<br />
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Yes, Jai has turned from China. And I'm turning communist. .___.<br />
Everything was all superb there...except for one let-down.<br />
ALL THE HOT PEOPLES WERE EITHER OLDER THAN ME (by like, 5 years) OR THEY WERE CHICKS.<br />
TT__TT I fell in love with two happy peoples in the beginning of the first semester only to discover that they were females who acted/talked/dressed/looked like sexy men. My life is barren.<br />
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What I have learned from my experience:<br />
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1.) Ivy league grad. students teaching can make one see how idle his or her mind has been.<br />
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2.) The chinese peoples' stomachs are made of steel, iron, and any kind of metal that is resistant to everything except King Crabs.<br />
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3.) Math teachers from Turkey are better than Asian ones.<br />
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4.) NEVER. I MEAN NEVER. Ever try out for the cheerleading team, regardless if the principal told you that they don't support "short skirts, pom-poms, and stupid". They lie.<br />
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5.) Respect the shrill-voiced Japanese school girls. Apparently, the laws of climate vs. human body tempurature does not affect them; miniskirts (8 inches above knee) can be seen on them even in blizzards, typhoons, and really cold weather. (This is an UNDERSTATEMENT)<br />
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6.) Pole-dancing can be fun. (If not forced, which I was).<br />
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7.)All dogs in China have rabies.<br />
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8.) Never start a convo with Asian hobos. They'll stalk you in a limping fashion.<br />
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9.) Beware of the weather in China. Rain might potentially cause hair loss. Snow will burn both skin and clothes. <br />
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10.) The most useful skill in China: Bargaining. Screw modesty, niceness, and all that kind, warm-hearted stuff. The Chinese sure don't care if you're a saint or not. Whatever the price, cut it to half.<br />
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11.) (Sorry Phookie-chan) Korean males are ugly. 90% smoke and the remaining 10% look like hamsters.<br />
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Anyways, Nya~~!<br />
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I dunno what to say. >__<<br />
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Lets see...<br />
I plan to have an onigiri partayy every Friday from now on.<br />
Requests for Onigiri flavor- just post it on the comment box.<br />
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Ohohohoh! I'm gonna go ta Carisle for nerd camp this summer.<br />
Session 2, Existentialism. <333<br />
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Yeah, so now, along with Logic and Philosophy, I can prove that you don't and do exist at the time same with impunity. >:3<br />
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Gtalk- Mireimi@gmail.com<br />
Ya know where ta find me~<br />
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Nya~<br />
For those who don't know me well enough...<br />
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-I'm young.<br />
-I am a girl. I tend to crossdress though. Deal with it. Please. <//3<br />
-I asian. <br />
-Jab me in the waist and I will make a funny sound. But I will also then most probably bitch-slap you and/or bite. Please. Hesitate.<br />
-Almighty Baka-Dono is still training me in the art of sarcasm...seriously...not only is laughing taboo in China, but Sarcasm apparently share the boat.<br />
-I think Nerd Camp (John Hopkins University, Center for Talented Youth) is heaven on earth. Anyone who denies it shall dream of mushrooms and eggs. Nya~<br />
-Friends=Luff, Emo Wannabe=Ebilness, People=Ew. (Kiddin'~!)<br />
-I can probably prove or disprove any theory regarding philosophy, existance, and the like. Try me, I beg you~!<br />
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And...thats it.<br />
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Ohohoh!<br />
I procrastinate.<br />
Alot.<br />
I even procrastinate on procrastinating. > <;<br />
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~Just another Lie<br />
~Just another Illusion<br />
~Just another Day<br />
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