• Paris Hilton was walking after leaving the liposuction clinic, and then... Billy the one eyed ogre, punched her in the face, shouted "Rargle Flargle!" and ripped off her head.
    Then Billy slapped an obese cow, and ate it's intestines. Blood dripped from his mouth, as he body slammed a unicorn. Then, he and the unicorn went on a date, and had three kids.
    Their names were Rargle, Flargle, and Jakey-kun.
    Jakey-kun became obsessed with Naruto, and died burying his head in sand like Gaara.
    Then, George W. Bush, turned into Godzilla, and went on a rampage.
    So Rargle and Flargle threw pancakes at his butt, which became all syrupy and uncomfortable, so he went into the little radioactive monster's room, and changed into his Abercrombies. They were really tight, and he was sorta fat, so it looked really ugly on him. Then Lindsey Lohan told him that and he threw her into the Empire State Building. Which is in Japan.
    So is Barney. And Barney shot a rainbow at Godzilla, and he turned into George W. Bush, because rainbows are gay and Republicans hate gays.