• *plop* Down from the heavens descended a damsel of incredible beauty and grace with an attitude of that of the angels from heaven, sweet and kind *ereeeet broken record* No this girl is none of that actually she is the exact opposite of a sweet young girl. And this is the beginning of her selfish adventure with her enemy slash friends slash troupe members. So let us begin again.......

    *plop*

    "Ow That bloody hurt. Oh god i just landed in in........in a hay wagon?" The young girl stands up on the wagon dusting her self off, and takes a good look at her surroundings. "Okkk........Where am I." She says startled to find a whole different environment than the one she was used to.

    First off she was in a hay wagon, yes a real WOODEN hay wagon, in the middle of a dirt alley, surrounded by building that could very well be built in the 12th century. The girl finished dusting off her white pants, thinking to herself "I can't believe this I'm wearing white pants for god sakes if I was to suddenly fall from the sky couldn't I have fallen on at least a freakin bed.!!!!!" When all the sudden she notices from the corner of her eye a little man dressed in green. "Great, Now I'm seeing elves. God I want to go home, I have to meet Cynthia down at the CyberCafe I really need to beat that b*****d on Duel Extreme*."

    The little man began to freak her out the way he kept looking at her with his huge grin blinding her. Then suddenly, he jumped up on the wagon and she realized ""My god!!!!! he is an elf just look at how short he is, he'd be perfect for my elven party theme next Saturday. Well if he lost the shoes they're horrible, elves do not wear sandels!!!"

    "Good Afternoon Prophesied one, it is very kind of you to drop in" The green elfman said. "Before you set off on your adventure to save the world, lets have some tea with the Village Chief."

    "The little elfman has a death wish......Wait a minute what the hell is he talking about. ME!!! saving the world HA!!! I have a party to plan dangit!!!" She thought to herself.




    *Duel Extreme is a made up online game where you fight with character with various weapons and gain lvls and such (almost like super smash bros.)

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    "The little elfman has a death wish......Wait a minute what the hell is he talking about. ME!!! saving the world HA!!! I have a party to plan dangit!!!"

    Squinting her eyes at the presumed elf-man the girl gave a loud and stern "No I will not come with you and please why would i ever want to save this dump. I mean wooden wagons, yeah so last century"

    The little queer man in the green tacky clothing began to be aggitated just standing anywhere near this abhorrent female. "Well too bad you can't go back home until you save the world from the evil...." He stopped short eyes quickly looking from side to side "one we must not speak of."

    "Oh really then I'll just have to find my own way out now won't I" The girl climbed down the wagon and walked out of the alley. Light glistend brightly just so, that she had to cover her eyes while they adjusted. Once her vision was restored she finally got to look at the small rural town.

    All the houses were made of stone, dirt roads. Kids were playing outside while mothers were hanging the laundry. The all wore very strange peasant clothing with various bright colors on them. What else was strange was on all the clothing a small round patch with a black raven on them were on all the clothing of the people.

    The girl was in a state close to comotose, she just couldn't believe that one second ago she was in her room getting ready to go out and now she was in this god forsaken place. She was getting pretty close to an asthma attack when she got a hold of herself and hautily walked past the tiny town into the forest.

    The little elf-man watched the girl walk into the woods then climbed up a hill at the end of the village. At the top, was a small shabby little chapel where an old pastor by the name of Jack lived. Jack wandered out the door as he saw his friend Poly walk up the hill.

    "So where is she? She should be arriving any moment now?" Jack asked Polly.

    The elf-man responded "She went for a little walk in the woods, pff she says she doesn't want to save the world." He said with not a moment care.

    "Why didn't you stop her!!"

    "Don't worry old pal. She'll be back, She'll Be back just you wait and see!" Polly said confidently.

    "Don't worry old pal. She'll be back, She'll Be back just you wait and see!" Polly said confidently.

    *crickets singing in the background* Four hours later. "Oh god, where the hell am i, it started to rain im walking through an unknown forest, please let me find civilization" The girl kept walking until she saw a faint light in the distance in between the funny looking monkey on a tree to the left and a spider and preying mantis fight on the ledge of the tree to the right. She began to walk faster and as she approached the weird scene, she seemed to be too preoccupied to notice the root in front of her and fell like a stone onto her face.

    Picking herself up she continued to follow the light. When she finally made her way out of the forest she realized that ONE: it had grown dark TWO: she was back to where she started. With a sigh she wandered up the path to the small town. Not finding a hotel, motel or any shelter whatsoever she set out to grab that little elf man and make him let her stay with him until of course she left this shabby little world.

    She soon found her way up to the little path leading to the chapel on top of the hill. By the time she reached the top she was panting out of breath. "How in the love of god do they expect someone to come here with path like that. Ive had better days picking up elephant doo doo at the zoo than this. Although the smell is not bad, retract that something smells now."

    Once reaching the top she found herself with a very peculiar seen. Elf man and an old geezer she hadn't met were sitting on a swing set in front of the chapel with those Indian bongs you find in a hookah bar. And the scent she smelled was ever smelly.

    "What the hell are you smoking, the a** of a chimpanzee monkey?"

    "No, a plant named "excrementitus" very good, does a wonder to a cold" the old man replied

    "No, a plant named "excrementitus" very good, does a wonder to a cold" the old man replied.

    "Excre.... what? Anyways, ummm, how do i get out of here?" The girl asked them annoyed."

    "You don't" said the Little elf man.

    "What do you mean you don't, if theres a way in there better be a way out. Or else I'll make sure you all pay dearly for keeping me here."

    *ahem, old man clears throat* "Well there is one way, but that requires you to save this world" the old man continued to smoke on his pipe a bit more but with a wide smile enjoying the sight of the girls face turn red with fury.

    The girl tapped her foot increasingly hard on the floor. Seeing no way out and being incredibly exhausted she just gave up and agreed to ...........save the world. "So what do I exactly have to save the world from robots, dinosaurs, a huge orgainization of the yakuza, bigfoot." She asked annoyed

    "Don't mock child, the unnamed one is a very powerfull man..... and by god im scared of his crow!!" yelled the old man.

    "......A crow.........ok. This is lame let me guess an old man and his pet crow, man if I had to save a world Couldn't it have been a little interesting."

    "Never mind that you bafoon, we really need you to get started on your mission, we wont send you alone we'll send a man named Vagrant, hes an incredible swordsmen" said the elf man *couph "and a b*****d"he said in a whisper. "you'll like him hehe. Well lets hop to it we have a ways to go to get to his house."

    "Walking...............nooooooooooooo im too tired from walking in that bog you call a forest"

    *Smack* the old man hit the girl with his cane. " Stop complaining you foul woman, and lets go."

    "ow, your supposed to be a preist!!"

    "Yeah and your supposed to be a hero but look at you, nothing but an ugly annoying girl."

    "I have a name you know, Its Alrial."

    "Girl just get your feet movin before I give you another swap on the head"

    "I'm going, I'm going"

    So Alrial and the Priest continued to walk throught the night. Their feet grew tired and awfully Had grown huge puss infested blisters.But the priest would not let them slow down their pace as they walked through the large Haven of mysterious trees. The trees in the forest seemed to be alive. They winded in an apparrel of forms. Even the path in which they walked seemed to be covered in a mishap of branches and cobwebs. The branches seemed as if they were trying to grab at them.

    Alrial was soon sleepwalking, how she passed some of those trees, no one will ever know. She continued her sleep walking until she was caught unawares By a beaming light.

    "Ahhhhhh, Aliens they've come for me!!!!!No, im too young I still have so much to live for!!!!"

    *Thwack* The priest gave Alrial another death defying blow to the head. "What the bloody hell are you talking about, Aliens hmmmf. Haven't you ever seen the sun rise you moron." He said and then whispered "God, why must i toil away with morons such as this"

    "Lets get going now, were almost there now." he yelled back to Alrial who was kneeling in pain.

    Alrial got up rubbing her head then the tears and rivers of snot with her forearm. The scene was so disgusting the Priest believed he'd throw up his intestines since he had nothing else in his stomach.

    Off in the distance past a monkey Throwing his feces at his brother chimps, and an Ant carrying away what seemed to be a bag full of paper for the rear end Alrial could finally see the way out. She ran ahead gleefully, tripping a couple a times on the roots that jumped up from the path.