• A Cold Breeze ran past me, Blowing my hair into my face. *cough cough* Stupid Wind At that very moment I was freezing my arse off outside planning a stealthy course of sneaking back into my house unnoticed. I'd left the Prisoned walls of my home to enthrall myself with the company of friends at a late night bash. And of course that meant leaving the the security of my parents Hawk eyes. Like any normal teenager I had a pair of unusually prude parents that since I can remember would try to scare me with stories of kidnappings and strange creatures that haunted the world in dark hours, just to scare me and my kid brother to stay at home. In my opinion they were deranged prissy old folk with no knowledge of the times.

    I looked then towards the front window of the house. darnit I moaned the lights were on inside, which meant, this wasn't going to be as easy a task as I had hoped for. Only Option was, was sneaking on in through the back. I dashed quickly past the garage and dived into one of the bushes, quickly looking back to see if I'd been caught. Many would wonder why I was doing a mission impossible parody, this late of hour in skirt nonetheless. Well harsh measures had to be done with Military mime parents as mine.

    With the coast clear I scampered towards the fence and let myself in. At moments like this I was glad to not own a dog, although that would never be allowed with parents like mine. with my back against the outside wall of my house in the backyard I slowly peeked into the glass doors to the kitchen. The lights were off in here, and that was my go ahead to slowly very slowly slide the door open. I Prayed silence would remain prevalent as i endeavored to open the door.

    Not a sound rang out into the empty night as I cautiously entered my kitchen like a burglar. Although I had not made a noise something pierced the air. Something that made my eye twitch.....my mother.

    "Dear Get me a glass of wine!" My mother called demandingly. It always Perplexed me how my mother seemed to make everything she said sound like an order, even with her soft, petite voice.

    I only had seconds now to react. So I did the first thing that came to mind, PANIC. Then I ran for the man-sized cupboard. And when I say man-sized I literally mean man-sized. They could fit a grown man and his dog......ok maybe not really but they were huge. I peeked through the crack in between the doors, peering out towards the kitchen.

    My father walked into the kitchen, turning on the lights as he passed by. Walking towards the cupboard my father scanned the kitchen suspiciously . The look on his face as he scanned the kitchen was unrecognizible, alien. His eyes were fierce and cold, calculating. I'd never seen him with such a cold expression so different from the soft, warm and gentle person he was. He then walked towards the refrigerator to my left getting out the chilled wine inside. While pouring the wine into the glasses he had retrieved from the cupboard above his head, He glanced warily towards the window.

    I on the other hand, was in a very uncomfortable position. Why did I choose to wear heels of all occasions. My skirt was riding up, in places you can only guess, and my legs were falling asleep. I couldn't support myself this way much longer. I began to shift my legs from under me, when on of my heels hit the corner of the cupboard and I went flying out, towards my father who was now walking towards the living room.

    I landed with my face to the ground, my skirt completly up, revealing my black lace thong. Yeah, that was gracefull.