Vampire vs Dark Elf Ch.1

• Artist: Something Something Edgy
• Description: A funny story of a vampire and a elf outwitting each other.
• Date: 10/26/2008
• Tags: vampire dark

"RAWR!!!! NO FAIR!!!!!", yelled Vampire."It's so fair!", said Elf. You know what, lets call them Dracula and Legulas. It started out like this.Dracula was walking on a dark day, and Legulas is looking for grass(he says he is...). Dracula was walking near the waterfall(where Legulas was) and started admiring it with "oooos" and "ahhhhhhs". Then Legulas falls out of the nearby Shadow Tree. Dracula looks at him like he just barfed while getting married. Dracula smiles oddly at him. Then Legulas kicks him in the shin. Thats how the fighting began.Dracula pulls out a chainsaw, and start spinning it around in his fingers. Legulas was thinking this guy was a pro at spinning a chainsaw. Then he throws it at him, and like in movies, he ducks backwards. Then Dracula takes out a poisoned elf spider dagger, and starts trying to stab him with it. Legulas freezes time and..........................................................................................................................................................uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... thats it?



Chapter 2 coming soon.

Comments

[ClownGirl Jester]

i hate it.

[Something Something Edgy]

I hate it too -_-.

[Skadi Sundermount]

didnt laugh

[Something Something Edgy]

sorry! chapter one isn't that funny. chapter 2 might be better

[Turnways Occultist]

Wasn't that great, no offense. I think you should try a little harder for that. The names aren't really unusual, and if it isn't usual, try and make it not one you steal from something else. Legolas and Dracula will CERTAINLY meet someday. Shouldn't you make the (ahem) "first chapter" longer, too? And less... like a five year old was writing it? Not very creative...
Sorry about my being so much like a critic, I just happen to be a writer to-be... I can't ignore flaws.

[lippser]

okay then i lked t a lil 4/5