• Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything related to Naruto. This story is purely for fun.
    Warnings: Male/Male, fluff at full blast.
    Pairings: SasuNaru.
    Summary: Naruto faces the challenges that come after Sasuke drinks a mysterious potion and turns into a BABY!
    Notes: The fic is set when the Rookie 9 are all 17.

    "Talking"
    Thinking
    Flashbacks

    My Sweet Little Dear One
    By: Narutonewbie
    Co-written and Beta'd by: koolanimefreek

    Chapter 1

    It was late night and the moon was hidden by black clouds creating the feeling of being locked in a windowless room. As everyone in the village slept a cloaked figure glided across the landscape soundlessly. The figure halted at what seems to be an apartment complex and began to climb the wall with the skill of a veteran ninja. Reaching a window, the figure mumbled some strange words and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

    Inside, a black-blue-haired boy slept peacefully in a queen sized bed, his face shadowed by the darkness of the night. The dark figure appeared beside the bed in a blink of an eye. Lifting the boy gently, the figure said more words in an ancient and mystic tongue. A choking black smoke filled the room and a few moments later the smoke dissipated leaving nothing but a desolate empty room.

    Not too far away, the figure threw down his cloak revealing a slim figure encased in green velvet holding a bundle in his arms. Strands of flamy red hair peeked from under a sound hitae-ate and eyes the color of the deepest emerald glinted defiantly. With a smirk, the now revealed teenage boy turned around, sets the bundle under a tree and disappeared in the night.

    An hour later, the boy reappeared holding a bottle of a strange black liquid that glowed softly in the moonlight. He crouched down and uncovered the bundle revealing a sleeping Uchiha Sasuke. He forced the Uchiha heir's jaw open earning a soft groan from the sleeping boy and drained the contents of the bottle down the blue-black haired boy's throat. Sasuke choked and woke suddenly with the force of the hacks shaking his frame. The sound-nin pocketed the empty bottle, turned around and disappeared in a puff of smoke. The only sign of him being present at all was the echoing sound of maniacal laughter.

    Sasuke blinked bleary eyes slowly trying to get his bearings even as he still coughed when suddenly an excruciating pain racked his whole body. Unable to bear the pain, Sasuke doubled over unto the grass under him trying desperately to retch up the burning liquid in his stomach. However, the pain was too much and finally he let the darkness engulf him in its grasp.

    Two days later…

    Uzumaki Naruto sat bolt upright in bed panting and sweating profusely, trying desperately to shake up the feelings from his latest nightmare. He belatedly noticed the shrieking ringing of his alarm and with a huff, hit the snooze button shutting it up. He tiredly rubbed the sweat off his face and slowly hauled himself out of bed. The blue-eyes Kyuubi-holder got dressed groggily, yawning and cursing Kakashi-sensei and how his pervert of a teacher shouldn't expect them at the bridge so early in the morning when he was at least three hours late. After his usual morning heap of ramen, he headed off to meet up with Sakura-chan, Sasuke-b*****d and Kakashi-sensei.

    Upon arriving to the bridge and waiting the usual three hours for their sensei, although the wait seemed longer because of an extremely worried Sakura, Kakashi appeared in a puff of smoke.

    "Gomen, I encountered a fork in my path and had to make a quick decision for the future of human-kind." Kakashi excused himself and paused in puzzlement at the absence of the shouted "LIAR!"

    "Sensei! Sasuke-kun is not here! And he's NEVER late! What if something wrong happened to him? What if he's sick or was attacked?" Sakura babbled in distress. Kakashi only visible eyebrow rose in question at an unusually quiet Naruto. "Did something happen last night Naruto?"

    Naruto flushed in anger and pointed accusingly at his sensei. "WHAT! HOW IS THIS MY FAULT! THE b*****d MAYBE DECIDED TO TAKE THE DAY OFF AND NOT TO TELL ANYONE!"

    Kakashi smothered a frustrated sigh and told the two chuunins to split and search for Sasuke's whereabouts. Naruto frowned angrily and with a low grumble of "show-off b*****d, expecting respected ninjas to look for him" walked off and went in the general direction to the training grounds. Still mumbling and grumbling, Naruto spotted a pile of something in the distance and warily got closer.

    Azure eyes widened at recognizing Sasuke's blue and white clothes and quickly walked over. A few feet away from the pile of clothes, Naruto finally recognized a small body lying on top. Eyes slowly moved up and down the small baby, glazing up in confusion at the sight of blue-black hair. However, the confusion was swiftly thrown away when the baby's eyes flew open and Sharingan red-eyes were revealed.

    "DOBE! What are you doing standing there?" the baby SAID!

    Naruto's eyes widened impossibly and the fox-boy was able to squeak out a weak "S-S-Sasuke?" before his eyes rolled back and he crumbled to the grassy ground.

    A few minutes later, unfocused blue eyes opened and tanned hands reached up to rub the sleep off of them. Naruto sat up.

    "That was a freaky dream," he shook his head, "I think I ate too much ramen last night...ehhh? This isn't my room!"

    "Ding, ding, ding, what's his prize Rob?" a sarcastic voice was heard.

    Outraged, Naruto jumped up and pointed to the air, "YOU b*****d!"

    "Dobe, what are you talking about? What dream? You passed out!" Naruto looked around confused because he was hearing the b*****d's voice but couldn't see him. Then as if a light bulb in his head turned on, he looked down at the pile of clothes and jumped ten feet in the air.

    "IT WASN'T A DREAM! YOU'RE A-A-A BA-BABY!"

    The baby rolled his eyes and scoffed (although it wasn't really a scoff) "What are you going on about, idiot! Did the ramen you eat all the time finally go up to your brain?"

    Naruto was now officially imitating a fish and in his shocked state the only intelligent thing that came out of his mouth was a breathless, "huh?"

    Sasuke rolled his eyes again, however a sudden breeze made him forget of the blonde shinobi and focus in his current state of undress. "DOBE! Why didn't you tell me I was naked!"

    Naruto blinked and spluttered at the change of subject. "Turn around and let me get dressed!" Concerned, Naruto frowned and asked, "Do you need any help? I don't think you're old enough to get dressed by yourself."

    Sasuke turned to the Kyuubi-holder and glared, "I'm 17 years old! I can dress by myself!"

    Naruto flushed in embarrassment and blurted, "Ummm... Sasuke, you look a month old."

    "What are you babbling about dobe!" Naruto smothered a snicker and slyly answer his rival, "look at your hand."

    Sasuke glared a final time for good measure and with a scoff raised his hand. Birds and animals ran and trees swayed with the loud scream of "NANI!"

    TBC-