• Yo, my ninjas!
    What is up? I am so sorry it's taken me like forever to drop a line. What can I say, man? I'm the wind, you know. I gots to keep on with the keep on. Damn, it's been a while. You know I see ya'll all the time out there doing your thing (can't hide from me. Gotcha! Just kidding). Seriously, though I'm always like, "Hey there's Black... you know, whatever. I should give them ninjas a shout." But then there's some hurricane that needs movin' or some sand that needs whippen' or... ah, hell, look at me, busy ain't no excuse. We all busy as a mofo, you know. It's all good. You know, I'd rather be blowing than no going. Damn, you remember 20,004 years ago? We were all like, "This planet is boring, when is things gonna start bumpin'?" Now, s**t, I'm like calling fire & water askin' 'em to cover stuff for me. That flooding in Kenya last week was suppose to be a dusty storm. And, hey, you know Chicago, I completely forgot about it for like two weeks. It was like the Stagnet City. Total brain fart on my part. OH MY GOODNESS! Speaking of farts, I almost blew over a mountain when I saw the vid of Grand Master Kudamono's at the Firer's Club Roast for Snorge the Viking. He did that "demonstration" of the Ninja Passing Wind Technique & just went up to that fool & spun his a** in his face like he was gonna fart on him. s**t. That Nordic dork jumped back so fast he fell in the fire pit & burned his hair off. Classic. What am I talking 'bout, you were there. I hate when people do that. My bad. But it was off the wall. You gotta let me use that sometime.