• "Captain Sanchez here, just another routine check of sector Z17...Nothing to report as usual..."

    ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!! KABOOOOOOOM!

    scream "Holy s**t! OHHHHHHH HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! Sgt Peters whats going on?"

    gonk "Sir some unknown fleet just came out of no where and wiped out 2 of our fighter ships!"

    scream "OH ********! OH s**t! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? WHAT DO THEY WANT? s**t, never mind. Call the Alpha squadron and tell them to surround the flagship. Decrease power to the thrusters and avert all power to shields. Tell the Omega Squadron to engage the enemy WHOEVER THE ******** THEY ARE!?!?!"

    wahmbulance "Sir incoming transmission!"

    "Hello United Planet Starfleet! Welcome to your demise!!!! We are the Rogue Skull squadron of Planet Zalthar. And we have declared war on your establishment. Oh and by the way....WE TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!"

    "******** YOU, you slimy green piece of s**t!"

    "Suck my slimy green p***s you a*****e Capt Sanchez!!!!!!!! We will rape you!!!!"

    scream "What a douche you are! You know that? You are a ******** DOUCHE!!!!!!! We did nothing to YOU!!!!!!!!"

    "You're pathetic planetary regime has done plenty to opress my planet. And we wont take it anymore!"

    "You're planet is the lowest skummy planet in the universe! You train your young to kill as soon as they are born!"

    "Well now is their big chance to make their father proud!"

    wahmbulance "Sir transmission has been locked out"

    "Ok Sgt Peters, if these green ******** want to dance, lets moonwalk a hole in their a**!"