• there once was a dad who had three little girls. the first little girl walked up to her father and asked, "hey daddy, where did i get my name from?" And her father replied, "Well Rose, when we brought you home from the hospital, a little rose pedal fell and landed on your nose. and the little girl said "aaaw thats so sweet" and kissed her dad on the cheek and left.

    the second little girl walked up to her dad. she asked "hey dad, where did i get my name from?" and her dad replied "well Snowflake, when we brought you home from the hospital, a tiny snow flake landed on your nose". and the daughter said "aaaw thats sweet" and she kissed her dad on his cheek and left.

    the third little girl walked up to her dad and said, "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! :B" and her father said "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"