• Mister Crackhead arose from his drug-induced stupor in a daze. The track marks in his arms still had a syringe in them. The local crack whore, Jenny, was lying on the floor, her breasts covered in cocaine. He got out of bed, naked with a broken condom still attached to his p***s from last night's debauchery. Surprisingly, Mister Crackhead was the anthropology professor at an Ivy League school. As he showered, he realized that he had a butt plug in his a**s. He pulled it out, shrugged, and reinserted it. As he was leaving his studio apartment, he was stimulated and decided to ejaculate on the unconscious Jenny. The End.