• One day Ike was sitting around his house feeling bored. There was nothing good on TV and he had already beaten all of his Wii games. He called up his friend Marth to see if he wanted to go out.
    “SUP DAWG,” Marth answered. “I’M COOKING PANCAKES.”
    “Hey, wanna go hang out somewhere?” Ike asked.
    “NAH I’M GONNA HANG OUT WITH ROY TODAY. WE’RE GOING TO THE ICE CREAM PARLOR.”
    “Dude, that sounds like fun! I wish I could go. Oh well. I’ll talk to you later I guess,” Ike responded.
    “K SEE YA DUDE.”
    Ike put down the phone, saddened and depressed. No one loves me. He thought. I wish I had friends to fight for.
    Ike, still depressed, left his house for the grocery store where he would buy some chocolate to make himself feel better. (Specifically Hershey’s) As he approached the store he said out loud to himself, “I wonder what’s for dinner?”
    “You should have eggplant parmesan,” a voice from behind him said.
    “OH MY GOD THAT’S MY FAVORITE FOOD!” Ike exclaimed. He turned around and saw someone that looked just like him. “OH MY GOD YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME!”
    “NO YOU LOOK LIKE ME!” the look-alike said.
    “OMG WHAT’S YOUR NAME?”
    “I’m Iyke,” the look-alike stated.
    “WHOA MY NAME IS IKE TOO!”
    “No, mine’s like Iyke,” the look-alike responded.
    “Oh, I see.” Ike said. “Well, WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS?”
    "YES.”
    Ike and Iyke happily went to the zoo where they saw all types of amazing animals. Ike wished he was a penguin. So did Iyke.
    After the zoo, they decided to go get some ice cream together. As they entered the store they saw Marth and Roy eating ice cream.
    “Hey dude!” Ike yelled obnoxiously with his booming voice.
    “WHOA YOU HAVE A CLONE!” Marth exclaimed. “WHICH ONE’S THE REAL IKE?”
    “I am!” They both said at once.
    “Marth, what’s going on?” Roy asked. “I’m confused.”
    “I’M CONFUSED TOO DUDE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO OMG HELP ME!” Marth ran out of the store with extreme haste. Roy watched as Marth ran with fear and then looked back at Ike and Iyke.
    Then they all bought ice cream without Marth. Then Ike and Iyke made out and had a child named Bonsly.

    The End