• 1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
    1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
    3/4 cup vegetable oil.
    4 large eggs.
    1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
    3/4 cups butter or margarine.
    1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
    2 cups all purpose flour.

    Don't forget garnishes such as:
    Fish shaped crackers.
    Fish shaped candies.
    Fish shaped solid waste,
    Fish shaped dirt.
    Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
    Pull and peel licorice..
    Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
    and sediment shaped sediment.

    Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
    1 cup lemon juice.
    Alpha resins.
    Unsaturated polyester resin.
    Fiberglass surface resins.
    And volatile malted milk impoundments.
    9 large egg yolks.
    12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
    1 cup granulated sugar.

    An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
    2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
    2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
    1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
    1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
    3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
    1 large rhubarb.
    1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
    2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.

    Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
    Slaughter electric needle injector.
    Cordless electric needle injector.
    Injector needle driver.
    Injector needle gun.
    Cranial caps.
    And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
    control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

    Mentality One: LOL

    Mentality Two: Heh, we should make this cake!

    Mentality One: Only one question... WHERE are we going to find the entry entitled 'how to kill someone with your bare hands' ?

    Mentality Two: I'm sure we can find someone with experience in that to write it up.

    Mentality One: Ah, good point.

    Mentality Two: Indeed.
    Mentality Two: Ok, there is science to do, so I will get started on creating the cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb while you can start collecting people's cranial caps.

    Mentality One: All right!

    Mentality Two: Indeed! This cake will be delicious!

    Mentality One: Indeed it will! And moist!

    Mentality Two: Verily!

    Mentality One: Hmm... the Cranial Cap harvest isn't going well....

    Mentality Two: People are not so willing to part with them?

    Mentality One: No...

    Mentality Two: But we're making a neat cake for those who are still alive! Why can't they understand that?

    Mentality One: I don't know!
    Mentality One: They're standing in the way of Science!

    Mentality Two: Indeed! We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

    Mentality One: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
    Mentality One: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake!

    Mentality Two: We're going to run out of cake?! Well, if we eat it then I suppose it will be safe to say that it has been a triumph.

    Mentality One: I hope we aren't going to run out of cake. <drops off a load of Cranial Caps>

    Mentality Two: Ah, excellent.
    Mentality Two: The cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb is coming along nicely.

    Mentality One: Excellent, excellent.

    Mentality Two: Indeed.

    Mentality One: <wanders off to find more Cranial Caps>

    Mentality Two: *puts the finishing touches on the cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb*

    Mentality One: <comes back> Here!
    Mentality One: I found enough!
    Mentality One: And, I found some extra rhubarb.

    Mentality Two: Well done.

    Mentality One: Yes! It was a pain to dig up, but I found it!
    Mentality One: I think it will make good all purpose granulated rhubarb.

    Mentality Two: Well, we'll probably want to granulate a different rhubarb if this is to be the all-purpose rhubarb.

    Mentality One: True...
    Mentality One: I haven't found a rhubarb on fire yet.

    Mentality Two: I think we can do that part.

    Mentality One: All right.

    Mentality Two: Ok, now that we have this, I will round up thje various needle injectors that we need.

    Mentality One: I'll get the disk with the drivers.

    Mentality Two: Very well.

    Mentality One: <goes and finds the disk> Here it is!

    Mentality Two: Good job, I still need to find a few more needle injectors.

    Mentality One: Ah. I see.
    Mentality One: I'll try and find an orange rhubarb.

    Mentality Two: Alright.

    Mentality One: <goes to find it>

    Mentality Two: *Returns with needle injectors*

    Mentality One: <is still searching for the orange rhubarb>

    Mentality Two: *Goes off to find the necessary resins*

    Mentality One: <comes back with orange Rhubarb>

    Mentality Two: *Has no time to talk when there's science to do*

    Mentality One: <goes off to find organic volatile waste products>

    Mentality Two: *returns with resins, begins the design the adjustable aluminum head positioner*

    Mentality One: <returns with organic volatile wastes, and goes to find the required Fish Shaped decorations>

    Mentality Two: *Finishes and begins collecting preservatives and other chemicals*

    Mentality One: <returns with fish shaped decorations> I'll go find the other stuff.... I guess a store? Odd place to have cake ingredients... <goes to a store>

    Mentality Two: Indeed, I wonder how committed to science they are.

    Mentality One: Probably not very.

    Mentality Two: Tsk, tsk, tsk.

    Mentality One: <goes off to store, and quickly returns with products> Huh.... the stuff to make this 'cake' is cheap.

    Mentality Two: Then they make our science all the more easy, even if they do so without knowing.

    Mentality One: Yes, they do... it's by far the cheapest thing I've found!

    Mentality Two: Hooray! Ok, I have the rhubarbs, are we missing anything?

    Mentality One: Let me check our list...
    Mentality One: AH! <pulls out the pull and peel licorice>
    Mentality One: Can't forget this.
    Mentality One: And that entry.

    Mentality Two: Hm, yes, we still need to find the person who can create that entry for us...

    Mentality One: Yes....

    Mentality Two: But who...

    Mentality One: I have an idea!
    Mentality One: <runs and asks Suna, for the sake of Science>

    Mentality Two: Good thinking.

    Mentality One: She hasn't responded yet....

    Mentality Two: Hm...

    Mentality One: I think a response to the rp may entice her to respond... I gave one.

    Mentality Two: Alright, even better if it was science-related.

    Mentality One: Somewhat, yes.

    Mentality Two: Excellent.

    Mentality One: Well, we may as well get started on that neat gun while we wait.
    Mentality One: You know, for the people who are still alive.

    Mentality Two: But what is the recipe for that?

    Mentality One: Hmm.... I don't know... It has to make holes in walls, though... and then take them away again.

    Mentality Two: Doesn't it also destroy our vital testing apparatuses?

    Mentality One: Hmm... At times, but we can always make more vital testing apparatuses.
    Mentality One: After all, it would be Science.

    Mentality Two: Yes, very true,

    Mentality One: Therefore, let us experiment with making a neat gun.

    Mentality Two: It will be a triumph!

    Mentality One: Making a note..... 'HUGE SUCCESS!' <sticks note to wall>
    Mentality One: We can stick it to the neat gun when we finish it.

    Mentality Two: Indeed, though we must remember not to touch the operational end of the device, not look directly at the operational end of the device, not submerge the device in liquid, even partially, and most importantly, under no circumstances should we....

    Mentality One: Indeed.

    Mentality Two: Of course.

    Mentality One: Because that would be bad.

    Mentality Two: Verily.

    Mentality One: I just hope we don't get burned...
    Mentality One: Unless, of course, we learn something important.

    Mentality Two: As always.

    Mentality One: Then I will GLaD I got burned.

    Mentality Two: I will be GLaD as well.

    Mentality One: All for the benefit of those people who are still alive.

    Mentality Two: The points of data may even make a beautiful line.

    Mentality One: Indeed.
    Mentality One: Especially if we're out of BETA and releasing on time.

    Mentality Two: And of course there is always research to be done on the people who are still alive.

    Mentality One: Of course.
    Mentality One: The ones who escape.... well, maybe they'll find someone else to help them.
    Mentality One: Maybe BLACK MESA!
    Mentality One: .....
    Mentality One: That was a joke.
    Mentality One: HAHA!

    Mentality Two: Fat chance!

    Mentality One: My thoughts exactly.
    Mentality One: <completes the neat gun>

    Mentality Two: Oooh, impressively quickly.

    Mentality One: Indeed.

    Mentality Two: So does it work?

    Mentality One: I'm not sure. Let's test it on the people who are still alive.

    Mentality Two: Good idea.

    Mentality One: I wonder how many people will be still alive after our research is done.

    Mentality Two: That's besides the point, the neat gun is for those who are still alive.

    Mentality One: True.
    Mentality One: And some of our Science will get done in the process.

    Mentality Two: Of course.

    Mentality One: This may be harmful, but perhaps we ought to make testing devices that shoot at our subjects.

    Mentality Two: You mean different from the vital testing apparatuses?

    Mentality One: Perhaps...

    Mentality Two: What do you have in mind?

    Mentality One: Perhaps we could alter the vital testing apparatuses... Make them talk.

    Mentality Two: Oh, you mean like the testing apparatuses for the android testing area?

    Mentality One: Yes.

    Mentality Two: Yes, it could work.
    Mentality Two: For those that are still alive.

    Mentality One: Of course.
    Mentality One: We can call the altered devices.... Turrets.

    Mentality Two: Yes, sounds good.
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    And now we all know why GLaDOS is mental!