• I sat outside my house which I named Viva La House. My persian cat, Mr. Snickerdoodle, sat by my side and meowed like he wanted peanut butter. I was chewing on a Snickers bar and drinking a frappichino that really shouldn't be in such a huge cup.

    I heard the house next to mine's screen door open. I jumped up in delight and Mr. Snickerdoodle got so surprised he just stood there looking straight up at me and trying to deal with his nasal problems which he only does when he gets scared or surprised.

    This girl came flying out the door, but not literally flying. A boy who seemed like her brother or something was chasing after her. They were laughing and running around and somehow they ended up in front of me. They were staring rudely at me, and I think it's because I'm sitting on a table when there's a chair right next to me.

    "Get off the table!" The girl cried, pushing me off the edge of the table. Mr. Snickerdoodle hissed at the girl and jumped onto me. I hopped up and brushed my knees off with my hands and smiled. "That was rude. You outta go back to your tiny little house that isn't named Viva La House like mine." I said triumphantly. "Sorry. My name is Wendalyn. That's Joey, my brother. We're your next-door neighbors." The girl said. The boy waved.

    "Nice. My name is Pippilotta Jennifer Ronah Isabella Butterfield. Call me Pippi. I'm 11 years old," I said, toying with my hair that was jet black. "Nice cat!" Joey exclaimed, pointing at Mr. Snickerdoodle. I glared at Joey. "The 'Nice Cat' has a name you know." I sneered, picking up Mr. Snickerdoodle who had no idea what was going on.

    * * *

    I was stroking Mr. Snickerdoodle. I was inside my house sitting on the kitchen stove. "I, Pippilotta Jennifer Ronah Isabella Butterfield, promise to never go to a school, never have over three friends (in which I like to call friendoolas), never learn pluttification or whatever, and NEVER EVER give away Mr. Snickerdoodle!" I said as loud as I could. "Me-eow!!!" Mr. Snickerdoodle hissed and jumped off my lap.