• Once, there was a committee called the Committee of Badness. It was full of bad people who did bad things.

    One day Howard the Bad decided to run over someone with a lawnmower, throw a rock at a bank, and buy a taco just to step on it. Someone sued him, so they went to court.

    "I am innocent," said Howard the Bad. He was proven not guilty by these words.

    Today, the Committee of Badness still exists and thrives. As a warning to everyone, set an example by not selling tacos to strangers.