• So out of boredom I got the brilliant idea to make up a conspiracy theory, and see if I could convince society that it was real, and to go along with it and add their own bullshit to it to try and prove it was real. You know, for shits and giggles.

    My Fake Theory:
    Canada is making a secret army of Yeti to fight America's secret army of Sasquatch.

    Snowmen are made all over Canada and are used to hide the bodies of American border patrol agents who are killed by Yeti for stepping into Canada; And children and teens are used to make the snowmen to keep up an innocent appearance while also being under MK Ultra mind control and are spying on the citizens to make sure they stay in their 'friendly' persona and don't break out, along with making sure foreigners don't go snooping and figure things out.

    Bonfires all over America are used to destroy the bodies of Canadian border patrol who were killed by Sasquatch for crossing into America; And all the hippies and hicks starting the bonfires and 'partying' are actually undercover agents. 'Burning Man' is just a party to burn bodies after a large conflict between Canada and America while on American soil; It's also used to drug people and take them back to the lab to feed the to the Sasquatches.

    Canadians are nice because their government brainwashed that into them for generations through TV and movies so that their country would never really be looked at as a target for war; Letting them have an increased military budget on hand that they used to breed Yetis.

    Yetis and Sasquatches are bred from our ape and first-human ancestors to be disposable 'human' lives used solely to fight long-term wars.

    Sometimes they escape the secret underground, and cave, labs and become our urban legens of Bigfoot, Skunk Ape, Yowie, Abominable Snow man, ect.

    Why is Canada and America fighting? I haven't made up a good enough reason yet.

    I've been trying to get this fake theory circling the internet for about a year and a half now, with no luck; Posting to conspiracy theory groups on Facebook, comments on Youtube, Even took it to Reddit and Tumblr, lol. Guess it needs better cleaning to be more 'realisitc' - I mean, if people can believe the Earth is flat, reptiles rule our government, and terrorist cyborgs did 9/11 - then surely they can believe this.