• FAKE FRiENDS Never ask for food.

    REAl FRiENDS are the reason you have no food.

    FAKE FRiENDS Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

    REAl FRiENDS Call your parents by their first names.

    FAKE FRiENDS Bail you out of jail and and silently take you home.

    REAl FRiENDS Would sit next to you in the cell, saying "Dang ... we screwed up ... but that was fun!"

    FAKE FRiENDS Never see you cry.

    REAl FRiENDS Cry with you.

    FAKE FRiENDS Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

    REAl FRiENDS Keep your stuff so long, they forget its yours.

    FAKE FRiENDS Know a few things about you.

    REAl FRiENDS Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

    FAKE FRiENDS Will leave you behind if that is what the 'crowd' is doing.

    REAl FRiENDS Will kick the crowds butt because they left you.

    FAKE FRiENDS Would knock on your front door.

    REAl FRiENDS Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

    FAKE FRiENDS Are for awhile.

    REAl FRiENDS Are for life.

    FAKE FRiENDS Will talk crap about you behind your back.

    REAl FRiENDS Will knock them out.

    Real friends got your back and don't you forget it!