"Who did you say was a super-ultra short kid?!"
"Who did you call an ultra hyper midget?!"
"Who did you call miniature size?!"
"Who did you call a shorty who's so small that he's barely visible and hard to target?!"
"Who did you call a shorty that has to be looked through a magnifying glass to actually be seen?!"
"Who are you calling a bean?!"
"Who are you calling a super midget that makes you want to step on him?!"
"Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed?"
"Oh yes, I'm so small that you can't see me amongst the grains of sand, like always--!"
"Who you calling a bean sprout midget?!"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET?!"
I’m a little midget, short and stout...Heres my antenna and heres my chibi face. When I get all steamed up, then I shout!"DON’T CALL ME SHORT!"
-my song...seriously, I wrote it..its my aol away message XD-
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