Yes, I admit to being a fan of the Harry Potter books (which are seriously better than the movies, although I find those enjoyable too). Anyways, one of my friends started this in her journal, and I thought I would post what I wrote here. So, without further ado, here is what I would do if I suddenly found myself in the Harry Potter universe:
10. Tamper with the sorting hat so that it places you in the house least suited to your personality.
9. Mess with the sorting hat so that it sings bawdy tavern songs when it comes time for the annual Hogwarts Sorting.
8. Run around Hogwarts with my paints and paint devil horns on all of the portraits and watch to see if the horns remain on the portrait when they leave it.
7. Send Dumbledore (I know he's dead, but if he was alive) a package of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans transfigured to look like sherbert lemons, kick back, and watch the fun unfold.
6. Enchant the armour in the hallways to randomly attack students in the hallways (CONSTANT VIGILENCE!).
5. Slip Snape a sleeping potion, then, while he is asleep, die his robes neon pink, and tape a sign to his back that says "50 house-points for a hug" and wait to see if there are any students brave enough to hug him when he finally wakes up.
4. Give Ron a good kick in the pants, lock him in a dark cupboard with lots of spiders, and watch him cry like a little girl (sorry to those people out there who are Ron fans, but I think Ron's a git. He's not a very good friend to Harry in my honest opinion. Please don't flame me for my opinion. I'm entitled to it, it's my journal...).
3. Hide all of the books in the Hogwarts library, then tell Hermione that the books were stolen by Draco Malfoy and watch her stomp the little ferret into the ground.
2. Introduce Kreacher to Gollum and see what develops.
1. Wear an invisibility cloak, sneak into the Death Eaters' hideout of the day and then randomly whisper in Voldemort's ear "You fail at life and everything!" and see if he eventually comes to believe it (or just comes to believe that he is hearing voices in his head.)
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