• My Ode To Gary McKinnon

    He shows up to challenge you when you have just done something great and are worn down.

    You have just been rewarded with your Masters Degree in Cancer Research. In ten minutes you are going to have an interview to get the job of a lifetime with a six digit salary. You'll be able to pay off your student loans no problem. You flip on the TV right before you leave and what do you see? GARY MCKINNON has just found the cure for cancer.

    You're training on Route 22 for Brock's Gym, your Pokemon are tired, and who do you see? GARY MCKINNON.

    You have just fended off a shark, you are bloody and tired but you can climb onto the boat when who shows up to stomp your fingers? GARY MCKINNON!

    You're walking home at night and a mugger attacks you with a knife. You are able to drive him off using years of karate lessons, still sustaining some deep knife wounds. Guess who shows up and asks you for your wallet with a baseball bat? Gary McKinnon, thats who.

    Gary McKinnon just finished owning your butt with Kung-fu. He's walking to the hospital to recover from the wounds he got. He's tired. He crashes into a mirror, and ends up in a coma. Why? Because not even GARY MCKINNON is safe from GARY MCKINNON.