• I can see my avatar as the main character. Not to be shallow, but I look believable... Right? gonk

    Well, if there were a movie of Gaia, it would have to be about zOMG; but with a touch of bloody flare to the Animated. Huge, hulking trash monsters and demons shot up from the CB. Feral Inari, tamed Hard Shells, and us, the users. The ignorent idiots of Towns, to the highly intelectual users of the ED, and everywhere in between.

    Now for story. As I said, zOMG monsters with a brutal flare overrun a newly discovered area of Gaia, the problem seems to be contained, but some a*****e destroy's the barrier between the new area and the charted lands. Noobs try to flame(1) them, but end up being torn to peices as behemoth lizards(2) storm through them. Several users end up in the same forested area while fleeing from the beasts: A stern 2003 veteran, a bubbly 2006'er, a bold 2007 reformed noob, and a newbie, just joining within the month, but wearing marketplace bought clothes. The four band together to find out just what had happened and save the remaining users from a horrid fate, enslavment by the educated Beast-Masters.

    They take on more than a few other companions, but all either flee or die in combat.

    In the end, it was a mod that joined in 2005 that destroyed the barrier: Soundblast(3). The four challenge Soundblast atop a golden mesa and the battle rages with MC and EI-granted abilities. Ultimately, it was the new user that saved the other three when he comes across an Angelic Halo in a sealed container when he is blasted back out of the arena by Soundblast's Demonic Pitchfork. He bursts through the ground, glowing in an Angelic golden aura, he charges Soundblast and destroys him by sacrificing himself using one of the Halo's powers. He says a goodbye to the three others and confesses his love for the 2006'er as he and Soundblast are engulphed in a bright holy light.

    The mesa begins to collapse and the two men have to pull the '06er (crying her eyes out) toward the edge so the 2007 user can fly them away using his Death Whisper Wraith wings before the built up power within the newbie explodes into a magnificent, bright blue light.

    The beasts and their masters begin to wither and die, not being able to be supported by Soundblasts mighty powers.

    The three survivors stand, looking at the ruins of the mesa solemnly. A sparkling blue substance rains down upon all of Gaia.

    Later that night, the three are rewarded for their efforts, three large statues are erected at the base of Gamino Tower, one hundred million gold each, and a shrine for the newbie at the very top of the Tower. The blue substance still rains down.

    All three pay their respects to the newbie at the shrine the next day. The two men are talking about how the woman is taking the newbies sacrifice, only to find her sitting alone in the shrine room. They decide to wait for her to finish, but admit they may wait a while.

    After she is done, the other two pay their last respects to the newbie and walk out of the tower while the blue mist still rains. The tower plaza is empty. The camera zooms in one each of their faces, the veteran appears to be holding back sadness, the 2007 is holding the 2006 close, and a transparent, winged figure is walking beside them with his hands in his pockets, smiling. The camera raises above them, fades to black, and the half the credits roll.

    After the credits, an older 2007 climbs off a motorcycle, and walks into a house. The 2006 is sitting in a chair with a sleeping baby. The '07 unzips his jacket and kneels down to the sleeping shild and says softly, "Hey there little guy..." And looks up at the '06 and smiles. She smiles back. The baby resembles the 2006, but has the deep red eyes of the 2007.

    The 2003 veteran is sitting in a grand mansion with a few old friends having a huge party. An appealing waitress walks up to him, and asks him if he would like a drink. He takes a glass and spouts to everyone in the room, "Don't break the glasses! This s**t is pure Mythril!" Then laughs his head off, as do those in range of him.

    The newbie is floating around the home of the '07 and '06. He starts to hum the main theme to the movie(4).


    (1) I mean actual fire balls being shot from their hands.
    (2) Like the Tryranox from FFXII
    (3) I can't help but use Soundblast. He'd make a good bad guy.
    (4) You know the hymn that Sunny is humming at the beggining of each chapter of Metal Gear Solid 4? Something like that.