• zOMG 3000
    Episode 3: The Secret of the V-Blade Ring!


    “Ugh…” Prince Kazuhiko complains. “Nothin’ worse than walking down a mountain with injuries like these!”
    “Hey, youngster!” a familiar voice greets from behind him. “If you as me… I’d guess that ring you got is a Combination Ring! Try it…”
    “There you are, you stupid old…” Prince Kazuhiko yells as he turns around to see that the old man disappeared again. “Hogey…? Oh, well. I should try this ring out.”

    After Prince Kazuhiko went to the Null Chamber to put on the ring, he walks over to a group of Lawn Gnomes. “Alright,” Prince Kazuhiko takes a deep breath. “V-Blade and Mantis combine!” But nothing happened, and the Lawn Gnomes started chasing after him.
    “Looks like you could use a hand!” a player says as she runs by him. “Flash-stepper!” After that, she disappeared. Then the Lawn Gnomes all started getting hit back.
    “What the…?!” Prince Kazuhiko stuttered in surprise and the girl blurred back by him. “What was that!?!?!”
    “That was my Flash-Stepper Ring!” the girl says in a happy tone. “My name is 101KiriUchiha!”
    “Uh… mine is Prince Kazuhiko.” Prince Kazuhiko replies quietly.
    “Well, princey, why did those Lawn Gnomes start chasing you?”
    “I tried to use a combined attack, but it didn’t work…”
    “Well then you didn’t do it right! Watch how it’s done!” 101KiriUchiha walks over to a Pink Flamingo. “Magma Armor and Flash-Stepper, Magma-Stepper!” Then 101KiriUchiha runs at amazing speed, leaving a trail of burnt grass and plants behind her. Suddenly, the Pink Flamingo was hit back and burned. Then she appeared back by Prince Kazuhiko. “See! Now you try.”
    “Alright! V-Blade and Hero’s Bow… Hero’s Blade!” Nothing happened. 101KiriUchiha whacks Prince Kazuhiko in the back of the head.
    “Do it seriously…!” 101KiriUchiha commands in a scary and angry tone.
    “Fine… V-Bow!” A bow that had a blue design(and it really shows that it’s a V-Bow) forms in Prince Kazuhiko’s hand. “Sweet! Now… aim… fire!” He shot the arrow that had a V-shaped arrow head and made of blue energy, and when it hit, it exploded with blue energy and the Pink Flamingo died.
    “Wow!” 101KiriUchiha says in surprise. But the Pink Flamingo had a buddy, and it went after them.
    “I got it!” Prince Kazuhiko says while he runs past her. “V-Blade!” A blue V forms on his arm and he slices the Pink Flamingo, knocking it back. “Mantis!” Prince Kazuhiko yells and a sword forms in his hand and he slashes the Pink Flamingo, killing it.
    “Uh… Prince Kazuhiko?” 101KiriUchiha asks quietly.
    “Yeah?” Prince Kazuhiko answers with a proud smirk on his face.
    “How’d you use that V-Blade?”
    “Like anyone would normally use a ring…”
    “But I thought it was a Combination Ring! There are only three explanations for this!”
    “What’re they?”
    “Either I’m dreaming, that ring is a hacked item, or you have a one-of-a-kind super rare ring!”
    After 101KiriUchiha said that, Prince Kazuhiko punches her in the face. “Nope. You’re not dreaming.”
    “Anyway…” 101KiriUchiha says with an angry face. And you can see Prince Kazuhiko lying in the background bleeding to death from his head. “I’m going to do some research for a while, and you had better be here when I come back!”
    “Yes, ma’am!” Prince Kazuhiko says while saluting as if nothing happened.

    101KiriUchiha came back to the spot, and Prince Kazuhiko was just sitting there. “So you finally came back, huh?” Prince Kazuhiko says with a bored look on his face.
    “Hey!” 101KiriUchiha responded. “I don’t see you researching! Anyway, that ring you have isn’t being sold anywhere in the Marketplace! Plus, it is hardly mentioned in the forums! People say that it’s a legendary ring that ‘is’ lost on Boulder Mountain!” 101KiriUchiha explains.
    “Well, duh!” Prince Kazuhiko says.
    “Well, just don’t show it around here! If people see that, then rumors would spread around!”
    “And those zOMG Elite guys would come after me.” Prince Kazuhiko says blankly.
    “WHAT!?!? Those guys are the best zOMG players ever! When did you meet them?”
    “Over on Boulder Mountain.”
    “I wonder if they’re still there!” 101KiriUchiha says as she runs toward the mountain.
    “Hey! You get back here!!!!” Prince Kazuhiko says, still sitting on the ground.

    “So…” Prince Kazuhiko says suspiciously. “You wanna join my crew?”
    “Well,” 101KiriUchiha says, mad because she didn’t get to go see the zOMG Elites. “You got me in a bad mood, so you have to kill 10 Lawn Gnomes, 10 Pink Flamingos, and 10 Sludge Slugs!” Then she walks away.
    “Aw, come on! That’ll take forever!” Prince Kazuhiko yelled after her, but there was no answer.

    “Time to train!” 101KiriUchiha says, stretching out her arms and legs. “There’s got to be some good enemies around here somewhere… Aha!” She spotted some Sludge Slugs. “Perfect!” She yelled louder then she thought and the slugs went after her. “Ah, crap…” She kept running ‘til she was cornered against the town wall with 5 Sludge Slugs against her. Shoot! She thought. I should run away with Flash-Stepper! So she got into position.
    “Flash…” She finished the first word, but before she could get the second in, a slug shot Sludge at her. “Eeeewwww! It’s sticky!” 101KiriUchiha complained, stuck to the wall with the goop.
    The slugs were closing in on here when she heard someone familiar. “Need a hand?” In came Prince Kazuhiko, slicing all the slugs with V-Blade. “Sorry that I haven’t gotten all the monsters yet, but I can’t just leave a damsel in distress!”
    “Will you just fight the slugs!” 101KiriUchiha says.
    “Yeah, yeah… Hunter’s Bow!” A bow formed in Prince Kazuhiko’s hand and he shot all of the slugs with arrows. “V-Mantis! Rage full!” Prince Kazuhiko blurred from 101KiriUchiha’s vision. A second later, all the slugs were dead and Prince Kazuhiko was posing with a sword with a hilt like Mantis’s, but the blade as a blue V that had the 2 points going into the sword hilt and the 1 point as the point of the blade. “That makes ten!” Then he slashed her out of the goop(which was now sort of hard) and helped 101KiriUchiha up.
    “Thanks…” 101KiriUchiha says very quietly.
    “What was that?” Prince Kazuhiko says very rudely, expected to be thanked.
    “Thanks…” she says louder this time, but still pretty quiet.
    “I said ‘What was that?’”
    “Now I’m not going to say it anymore, you $^&*#$# son-of-a #4@%^!!!!!” 101KiriUchiha yells, beating up Prince Kazuhiko.

    “So are you gonna join my team or what?” Prince Kazuhiko said, bandaged up and in a cast. It was in the evening.
    “Whatever.” 101KiriUchiha says not caringly. “You beat all the monsters, right?”
    “I can’t remember…” Prince Kazuhiko says, putting his finger(if he even could) to his chin. “All I remember is that all of today went blank for some strange reason…”
    “Really?!?” 101KiriUchiha asks worriedly.
    “No!” Prince Kazuhiko says. They both walk through Village Greens laughing. “But I’m going to get you for that…”
    “Yeah, right!” 101KiriUchiha says, running away. Then there’s one of those cool freeze frames at the end of the episode.