• TALES OF SACK BOYSIA; A PARODY OF TALES OF SYMPHONIA

    They were walking and they found a note for Collet that said 'UR DA JOLLY RANCHER PRINCESS!OM-JIZZLE!' so Collet became the Jolly Rancher princess. Then Lloyd's spleen exploded. They replaced it with a rock. (Raine was the surgeon) Lloyd gotted all better. Then Kratos mystically and magically and awesomely floated down from the heavens. He was the magical mystical awesome super hawt spokes person of the Jolly Rancher company. He was all like 'Y U SPLEEN SPLODE?!' and they were all like 'OMG IDK!' so they found a Jolly Rancher and put it in their back pack. Then they went to da Tower of SALIVATION, not SALVATION. Yuan came and killed Remiel cuz he used to be da vice president but then he quit his job to settle down with Martel. But Martel died so he wanted his job back but Remiel took it. So they were walking. And Willy Wonka (aka Mithos but Mithos don't know that he's Willy Wonka so everyone else is like "wth dude?') died. Magically. So they were walking some more. And they saw a stick of butter. And Lloyd tripped over it so his spleen(aka a rock) crumbled away. He died. Collet turned suicidal. So they needed to find a new Jolly Rancher princess so they went to Yuan's house and asked him for da rheiards. He was magically alive. Magically,dude, MAGICALLY. So Yuan said 'No. Screw you pplz.' so Kratos killed him with a bon bon. They took da rheiards. Then they found Zelos. They told him he was da new Jolly Rancher princess. So Zelos was all like 'NOOO!!!!' and they were all like 'Why?' and he was all like 'Cuz I'm not a girl and plus I hate Jolly Ranchers.' so they were like 'We thought u were girl XD ' so they killed him with a chain saw. Then they saw Regal but they couldn't tell if he was a dude or a dudette so they just killed him with a machette. Then they saw Presea and she joined their group. Then Lloyd came back to life. They made him the new Jolly Rancher princess. (Against his will, u weirdos. Jebus...-.- ) They made him wear pretty dresses and wigs. Collet came back to life. Magically. Presea got jealous of Lloyd and killed him and she and Collet started dating. So they were walking. And Collet's spleen sploded like pretty fire works. So Presea gave Collet her spleen. (Again, Raine Sage=surgeon) Presea didn't need a spleen cuz she pwns u pplz. So they were walking. And they found the door that led to Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo's world. They went thru it and became hair hunters. Then they found Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo. (He's Bo Bo Bo's cousin) He joined their group and became a hair hunter too. (Btwz pplz, he looks just like Bo Bo Bo scept for he has a mohawk, not a fro) They call him Bo for short. Collet dumped Presea and started dating Bo. So Presea, Sheena, and Lloyd(OMG he LIVES!) got mad. Sheena was gonna kill Collet cuz she liked Bo. Lloyd was gonna kill Bo cuz he liked Collet. Presea was gonna kill both of em cuz she can. So then Bo Bo Bo came and used his nose hair attack thingy to kill Bo so everyone else ran back to Tethe'alla. Then Kratos came. And he killed Yuan again. With a Push Pop. Collet lost her Ring Pop (they have Ring Pops instead of Cruxis Crystals biggrin ) and so she died. Then Lloyd lost his spine and turned into Jelly Jiggler. Then everyone scept for Kratos and Zelos and Regal (yes they r both alive pplz) died. Then Kratos realised somthing........HE HAD FEELINGS FOR ZELOS! OMG! :O But Regal liked Kratos. Kratos and Zelos gotted married. In California. And they adopted a kid and his name was Stapling Gun. Kratos and Seles were very secretly having an affair and it turns out that Stapling Gun was their lil spawn :O So Zelos found out and died. Then Kratos realised ANOTHER thing..........HE LIKED REGAL!!!! :O So Seles went splodey. And Kratos and Regal gotted married. In California. Then Regal randomly died. Like magic. Very randomly. He just went XP for no reason at all. :O So Kratos married Martel and walked up to Yuan and was all like 'WHAT NOW?! I TOOK UR JOB, UR WIFE, AND UR VIRGINITY! XD ' so Yuan cried himself to sleep every night that week. Then Martel sploded like a nuclear bomb. So Kratos was all like 'TOT I'LL NEVER LURV AGAIN!' so he found a door. He opened da door. Inside da door was a place full of stick figures! :O So he went in and realised that this place was where everyone went when they died! So he found everyone. They were stick pplz. So they were walking. And they found a door. The door said 'DO NOT OPEN OR WORLD WILL GO BOOM BOOM' so they opened da door. Then the world went PA-SHEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!! Kratos magically survived somehow cuz he has major pwn-age. So he found an X-Box 360. And he bought Little Big Planet. And so he recreated da world. Scept for everyone was a sack boy! :O So they were walking. And they walked some more. And some more. Then they found a Yuan sack boy! So he and Kratos had an epic battle. Yuan was all like 'LLOYD I AM UR FATHER!' so Lloyd was all like 'Holy CRAP! :O ' but Kratos was all like '...NO. I am ur father.' so Lloyd was all like 'JEBUS KWIST! :O ' so Kratos started laughing evilly. And Raine was all like 'OMG u hav a SMEXY evil laugh! :O ' and so everyone else was all like 'WTH?! XP ' and they hid behind a card board tree thingy majig. Kratos and Yuan were litterally beating the stuffing outta each other. Kratos won da battle. And every one was happy. Cuz Yuan was a jerk wad. So they were walking. And they found a dinosaur. And it was made outta card board. So they killed it. And they gotted lotsa gald from it. So they bought more stuff to use to make the Little Big Planet game more better. So everyone decided to get jobs. Lloyd was a realtor. Collet was a swim suit model. Sheena was a librarian. Zelos was a lawyer. Presea was a ballerina. Genis was a cashier at McDonald's. Raine joined da marine corps. Kratos was ruler of da universe. Regal was a doctor. But no one scept for Kratos liked their jobs. So they got new ones. Lloyd was a cop. Collet was a preistess. Sheena was a spy. Zelos was an author.(Guess what he writes? XD ) Presea was a lumber jill.(NOT lumber jack.) Genis was a college professor. Raine was an archeaologist. Regal was a kick boxer. So everyone was happy now. biggrin But then the X-Box 360 broke. D: So everyone died.


    EL FIN!