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    Hidan: Where the am I?

    Sasori: Beats me.

    Hidan: Where the hell did you come from?

    Sasori: All of the Akatsuki are here to answer questions from fans.

    Shiori: Yeah, that's right. And you can't leave.. :p

    ~Shiori poofed into the room~

    Hidan: who the -censored- are you?

    Shiori: Well if you must know, I'm the author of this story. And technically speaking, you're being

    held against your will if you don't want to be here.

    Hidan: What? Let me leave! I have rituals to do!

    Shiori: nah..

    Hidan: -censored-, let me leave!

    Shiori: pfft. not with that attitude and vulgar language. And I have a name.

    Hidan: Aw, -censored- it! I'll do it myself!

    ~runs out the room and gets electricuted~

    Sasori: idiot..

    Hidan: What the -censored- is this?

    Shiori: Just some electrical fields that just so happened to be around this area. smile

    Hidan: What the -censored-! -censored-, let me out!

    Shiori: nope, that's not my name.

    Hidan: How the -censored- am I supposed to know your damn name?

    Shiori: It's on the title page, baka.

    Hidan: I don't give a -censored-! Let me out!

    Pein: Shut. Up.

    Hidan: Make me -censored-!

    Pein: ~glare~

    Hidan: glare at me all the -censored- you want! I don't take -censored- orders from the likes of you!

    Shiori: You're very rude you know that?

    Hidan: Shut the -censored- up! No one was talking to you!

    Shiori: Ah, but I have the right to voice my opinion whether you want to hear it or not. :p

    Hidan: this is some -censored- up -censored-...

    Shiori: dude, seriously.. cut it out with the cursing.

    Hidan: GO TO HELL

    Shiori: Not before I drag you along with me.. 3 smile

    Hidan: -censored-

    Kakuzu: You have no decency..

    Hidan: no -censored- sherlock! Jashin says I don't have to respect no one but him!

    Sasori: No one gives a damn about your -censored-damn god!

    Tobi: oh! Dei Dara- senpai! Sasori said a bad word!

    Dei Dara: So? What do you want me to do about it, hm?

    Zetsu (dark side) : You should take him apart and auction off his body parts.

    Kakuzu: I'll be the one to do that. I just need to find the barcode on him..

    Kisame: He has a barcode?

    Kakuzu: No one knows this, but some parts of him does.. He asked me if he could borrow some money for them.

    Sasori: Hey! You know I'm right here!

    Kakuzu: Quiet down and be still. I need to see the barcode

    Sasori: Back off! I make my own body parts!

    Dei Dara: You is a lie hm..

    Sasori: Shut up Dei Dara!

    Tobi: ooooo! Sasori just told you to shut up senpai! What are you going to do about it?

    Itachi: Tobi, you should stop instigating.

    Tobi: You're the one to talk, Itachi! You motivated your brother to hate you and one day kill you! What do you call that?

    Itachi: ...

    Tobi: Exactly! :3

    Pein: Respect your elders, Tobi.

    Tobi: Yes sir! razz

    Shiori: ~rolls eyes~ okay then.. uhhmm.. Well if you want to see what this story is about, post a comment with a question in it, and the Akatsuki will answer them whether they like it or not.

    Hidan: I sure as -censored- won't like it!

    Shiori: Shut up before I smack you.

    Hidan: I'd like to see you try, -censored-!

    Shiori How many times must I tell you? I have a name teme.. and I'm about tired of you with your profanity.

    Hidan: Well -censored-! You have it blocked right? So it shouldn't be a -censored- problem then!

    Shiori: Why did you let him join the Akatsuki?

    Pein: I don't even know anymore..

    Shiori" -_-'

    To be continued..